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kiloworded adj. Drunk to the point where every journey home requires a thousand-word explanation. Aver was kiloworded, explaining the route home to a coat that belonged to someone else. kiloyeared adj. Drunk enough to regard the walk home as a millennium-long undertaking. Manha was kiloyeared and treated the short walk home as an ancient expedition. kilped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you dated, sprawling and difficult to distinguish from the bar's old furnishings. kilt jacketed adj. Describing a drinker who has become ceremonially brisk, tasselled at the pockets and imperious about buttons. Stedmon got kilt jacketed and inspected every fastening before accepting another whisky. kilt pinned adj. A drinker who has secured the outer apron against all ordinary movement and several unnecessary concerns. kilted (/kɪltd/) adj. Of a drinker who has adopted a formal wrap, pleated his movements, and mistaken tartan for authority. kilted sausaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has wrapped him in bacon and presented him as festive fare. Emberlin became kilted sausaged beside the buffet, warmly encased and unsuitable for conversation. kiltered (/ˈkɪltəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has gone distinctly out of order, though not yet out of the building. kiltied (/ˈkɪl.tiːd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has covered the useful part of every utterance with a fringed leather flap. Terasa was kiltied, with each sentence obscured beneath a fringe of unnecessary qualification. kiltinged adj. Reduced by drink to folding every idea over half the preceding one, in a disciplined vertical succession. Armilda was kiltinged, arranging each new explanation over half of the previous one. kiltmakered adj. Softened by drink into a manufacturer of formal wraps, whether or not any cloth is available. Adreanne got kiltmakered and took measurements for garments nobody had commissioned. kiltmakinged adj. Sharpened by drink into the manufacture of pleats, aprons, and other Scottish necessities. kim cheed adj. Drunk since last orders, and fermenting in sealed containers of increasingly assertive seasoning. Emme-rose kim cheed in the fridge, confidently sealing another container of increasingly assertive seasoning. kimarite-gakaried adj. Emboldened by drink to announce the victor and the precise technical means by which the contest was concluded. Lillynn became kimarite-gakaried and declared the winner before anyone had identified the contest. kimarited adj. Loosened by drink into winning by one of eighty-two recognised methods, several of them accidental. Shauntel got kimarited and defeated the coat stand by a technique resembling a throw. kimbabed adj. Drunk and rolled into a compact, portable arrangement of rice, seaweed, and misplaced confidence. Haiylee was kimbabed, compactly composed and carried home in portions of declining coherence.