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kinchayed adj. Drunk on the strength of mistaking every available green garnish for a complete meal. Maricrus became kinchayed and defended the celery beside the curry as supper. kinchin coved adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that petty theft is a respectable apprenticeship. kinchin layed adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing other people’s minor possessions as though it were a trade. kinchin morted adj. Still drunk, and treating the smallest person in the room as a necessary travelling companion. Sherburne became kinchin morted and asked Adrianah to accompany him to the off-licence. kinchinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the determined social logic of a small child. Julie-anna went kinchinned and asked whether the pub had a bedtime. kincobed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a flowered, gold-threaded textile as suitable evening wear. Micahya went kincobed and draped the table runner over one shoulder. kind budded adj. Sharpened by drink into regarding every green garnish as high-grade contraband. kind regardsed adj. Of a drinker: closing every conversation politely, including those that have plainly not ended. Sequana became kind regardsed and signed off three conversations before leaving the table. kind-heartednessed adj. Of a drinker: unable to pass the sofa without offering its occupants a blanket and a biscuit. kindaed (/ˈkɪndəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a baboon’s confidence for a model of sound conduct. Domie went kindaed and attempted to settle the queue by loud display. kinded (/kaɪndd/) adj. You have drunk enough to classify everyone present, then act on the classification. Eliano got kinded and separated the guests into advisers, witnesses and potential drivers. kindenessed adj. Of a drinker: gentle enough to buy the next round for someone who has already left. Marynel was kindenessed and left change beside the empty glass. kinder 1'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become a first school year, with rules invented on demand. kinder 2'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two cushions, one blanket, and a firm belief that the kettle is helpful. kinder oned adj. Drunk to a degree that the sofa becomes a classroom and the glass of water requires supervision. Dila sat cross-legged beside the sofa, kinder oned, and handed the remote to the lamp. kinder twoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating the sofa as a second year of domestic education. Caridad was kinder twoed, learning slowly that the glass of water belonged on the table.