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kindered (/ˈkɪndəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has reverted to the certainty, curiosity and bargaining methods of children. Conna became kindered and demanded a vote on whether the kebab should contain onions. kindergarchied adj. Drunk by the third round, and allowing the smallest person in the house to dictate the sofa arrangements. Jatory was kindergarchied, surrendering the best cushion to a child and the last biscuit to nobody. kindergartened (/ˈkɪndəˌɡɑːt(ə)nd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to soft furnishings, diluted juice, and an early lesson in sleep. kindergartenered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require supervision, a small drink of water, and the sofa's lower setting. Jobyna was kindergartenered, supervised by Briyan while attempting to fold a blanket. kindergarteninged adj. Too drunk to put the children to bed, but capable of tucking a blanket around the remote. kindergartnered (/ˈkɪndəˌɡɑːtnəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to sit on the sofa with both shoes removed and no recollection of doing so. kindergraphed adj. Having drunk more than the camera can forgive, and smiling beside the household appliances. Miraj was kindergraphed beside the fridge, holding a water glass like a formal portrait subject. kinderspullened adj. You have drunk enough to regard every toy in the sitting room as a necessary household provision. kindest regardsed adj. You are drunk and closing every conversation with formal warmth, including the one with the fridge. kindheartednessed adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point of sharing the good cushion and apologising to the kettle. Fierra was kindheartednessed, yielding the sofa's best place and filling Hozie's water glass. kindhooded adj. Describing a drinker who has classified everyone in the house as family and the sofa as communal property. Nitisha was kindhooded, distributing cushions across the sofa with solemn domestic authority. kindie rocked adj. A drinker who supplies gentle nursery music to the kitchen while searching for the glass of water. Lachlyn was kindie rocked, singing quietly beside the kettle and missing the water glass. kindied (/ˈkɪndid/) adj. Still drunk, and singing softly to the kettle as though it had been written for children. Lauriano was kindied, humming to the microwave while Tsuneo located a glass of water. kindjalled adj. The state of being drunk and brandishing a bread knife at an unopened packet of biscuits. kindle-coaled adj. Softened by drink into a household troublemaker, quietly relocating spoons and hiding the water jug. Euda was kindle-coaled, moving the teaspoons into the sofa cushions while Amoya watched. kindle-fired adj. Sharpened by drink into an evening's domestic catalyst, turning a quiet kitchen into a rearrangement. Frankie-lee was kindle-fired, beginning with water and ending by moving the kitchen table.