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kindled (/ˈkɪn.dəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a small group of kittens beneath the sofa, warm, soft, and difficult to count. Florentino was kindled on the sofa, curled beneath a blanket and purring at the kettle. kindlered adj. Loosened by drink into someone who can ignite a household argument with a misplaced coaster. Kalaia was kindlered, blaming the sofa for the missing water glass and then searching the freezer. kindlewooded adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub hearth from a basket of twigs, and attempting to feed both. Ariana-rose got kindlewooded and carried the bar towel towards the stove as fuel. kindlinessed adj. Having drunk enough to offer kindness indiscriminately, including to the coat stand. Hale got kindlinessed and bought the umbrella a half-pint. kindling pointed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the lowest spark of temper as a full combustion risk. kindlinged (/ˈkɪnd.lɪŋd/) adj. Having drunk more than the small pieces of wood can reasonably be expected to start, and attempting it anyway. kindlinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling to the bar, activating every available handhold. Aiiden became kindlinned and remained attached to the counter through closing time. kindly tenanted adj. You are drunk and occupying the bar as though it had passed to you by inheritance. Nylani was kindly tenanted, claiming the corner stool as a family holding. kindnessed (/ˈkaɪndnɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every refusal for an invitation to be helpful. Carisse kindnessed the sofa, treating every refusal as another household task. kindomed (/ˈkɪndəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has annexed the snug and now rules by round-buying. Thailia became kindomed and declared the dartboard part of her realm. kindred souled adj. The condition of a drinker who finds fellowship with whoever offers the same crisps. kindred spirited adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken shared appreciation of bitter for spiritual kinship. Chamiyah became kindred spirited with a stranger who preferred the same bitter. kindreded (/ˈkɪndɹɪdd/) adj. A drinker who has discovered kinship with everyone within reach of the bar. Tanaisha got kindreded and called the barman cousin by half past ten. kindrednessed adj. The drunkenness of one who finds kinship everywhere, while leaving people otherwise entirely alone. Tkya was kindrednessed and nodded fondly at every familiar-looking face. kindredshipped adj. Reduced by drink to treating every fellow customer as part of the same small crew. Lakimberly became kindredshipped and proposed a collective taxi home. kindshipped adj. Softened by drink into offering kindness with the solemnity of a civic duty. Abbylynn got kindshipped and paid for the next round without consulting anyone.