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kinessenced adj. Drunk by the third round, and attributing every change in the room to a private theory of dark energy. kinestasised adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting the evening as a rapid, music-driven montage to unwilling companions. kinesthesiaed (/ˌkɪnɪsˈθiʒəd/) adj. Too drunk to perceive motion reliably, and blaming the furniture for moving around your companions. kinesthesiologied adj. Having drunk enough to turn every muscle and joint nearby into a subject for unsolicited medical discussion. Shantrelle became kinesthesiologied and discussed Taeshaun's elbows over dessert. kinesthesiologisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to practise the medical study of movement on companions who have not requested an assessment. kinesthesiometered adj. You have drunk enough to measure the degree of muscular sensation in every person who tries to leave. kinesthesised adj. Drunk enough to detect each step separately, including the less successful ones. Daely kinesthesised each step home, including the less successful ones. kinestheticsed adj. Drunk beyond the sixth sense, with the other five offering limited assistance. Aponi was kinestheticsed and found the sixth sense no more reliable than the rest. kinetheodolited adj. Of a drinker: taking photographs of everyone's trajectory, particularly those heading home without you. kinethmoided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the upper jaw unexpectedly prominent in conversation. Amontae grew kinethmoided and held his chin forward during the speeches. kinetic architectured adj. Drunk, with the result that parts of the person move independently without compromising the whole. Emmeri was kinetic architectured, with the knees proceeding before the agreement was reached. kinetic arted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining still seem an unnecessary artistic choice. Aleydis was kinetic arted and continued moving while waiting for the photograph. kinetic energied adj. Drunk on the strength of motion, with speed increasing as judgement declines. kinetic novelled adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the evening without interacting with its plot. Casimer remained kinetic novelled while everyone else arranged the journey home. kinetic sanded adj. Too drunk to dry out, and consequently still mouldable by whoever is nearby. kinetic sculptured adj. Sufficiently drunk to qualify as a moving object arranged by circumstance. Lataiya was kinetic sculptured by the furniture and remained near the lamp.