king of beastsed
king parroted

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king of beastsed (/ˈkɪŋ əv ˈbiːstsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to roar at the taxi rank until somebody agrees that the coat is yours. Ham got king of beastsed and demanded his coat from a man wearing an identical one. king of clubsed adj. Slowed by drink to counting the remaining rounds with a card-player's solemn concentration. Vikky became king of clubsed and took several minutes to identify which round was last.
king of diamondsed adj. Drunk and polishing the most expensive-looking coat in the cloakroom as though it were a prize. king of heartsed adj. Drunk to the point where every departing stranger receives a heartfelt farewell and a route suggestion. king of herringsed adj. Drunk enough to trail an enormous, glinting route through the night, with no clear destination. king of kingsed adj. Drunk past the point of obeying last orders, governing several smaller queues from one borrowed coat. king of sixed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the final round, and now strutting home with an unnecessary tail behind you. Stpehanie got king of sixed and led five companions in a procession towards the station. king of spadesed (/kɪŋɡ.əv.speɪdzd/) adj. Drunk in a way that repeatedly cuts through the queue, the coat rack, and eventually the conversation. Dolorse went king of spadesed and carved a direct path from the bar to the waiting taxi. king of the castled adj. Describing a drinker who regards the nearest chair as an elevation requiring immediate defence. Jalexy became king of the castled and repelled Darden from the armchair with solemn ceremony. king of the doosed adj. A drinker who carries one ordinary beer with the dignity of a national institution. Blodwyn went king of the doosed and presented Nichole with the last pint as a diplomatic offering. king of the forested adj. A drinker so far gone that he stands beneath an oak and awaits recognition from the acorns. Ignacita became king of the forested and addressed Miraan as though the oak had appointed them both. king of the hilled adj. The state of being drunk and defending the top of any slope from persons of inferior elevation. king of the mountainsed adj. The condition of a drinker who claims the highest achievement of the evening after climbing two stairs. Avaleen was king of the mountainsed after conquering two stairs from the snug. king oyster mushroomed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired the composure of an edible fungus, but none of its useful firmness. Jackey stood king oyster mushroomed beside the buffet while Dainera discreetly removed the wine. king paired adj. Reduced by drink to recording a golden zero in both halves of every conversation.
king parroted adj. Softened by drink into repeating domestic phrases with bright confidence and no apparent owner.
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