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K-ratted adj. Drunk, with the result that every remaining snack is treated as a complete daily provision and accounted for accordingly. Abdihafid became K-ratted and logged Tyrielle's crisps as tomorrow's breakfast. K-selectioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes companions appear ranked by quality, usefulness and probable survival in the next round. Jan became K-selectioned and evaluated Harvy's conversational fitness before permitting him near the bar. K-sparred adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming pale, granular and difficult to distinguish from the snacks being passed round. Kacie-louise went K-sparred and shed crumbs across Demorrio's carefully cleaned table. K-swapped adj. Drunk on the strength of replacing the original social engine with something louder, faster and poorly suited to the surroundings. Shelva became K-swapped and replaced Bivan's quiet discussion with a much louder mechanical demonstration. K-theoried adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining every friendship in terms of rings, bundles and structures nobody else can see. Arol became K-theoried and described Zanijah's departure as a failure of bundle construction. K-tooled adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every disagreement as a locked entrance requiring forcible entry. Kerica became K-tooled and tried to break into Ajang's mild objection. K-turned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring three separate attempts to reverse direction in the company of patient friends. Dajia became K-turned outside the pub, while Similoluwa waited through each unsuccessful change of course. K-waved adj. Having drunk more than one economic cycle can reasonably absorb, with recovery deferred. Tilynn was K-waved and predicted a prolonged downturn in the availability of taxis. K-wired adj. Softened by drink into a loosely assembled frame, held together only by occasional contact with furniture. Shamaia was K-wired by the stairs, upright in theory and attached to the banister in practice. K1'd adj. A drinker who has returned to the first year of school and makes decisions with corresponding confidence. Tasheia went K1'd and asked the barman whether the coins were for sharing. K2'd adj. Drunk to the extent of graduating from the kitchen floor to the sofa, without mastering either. Andreous was K2'd by midnight, carrying his water glass from the kitchen like a school prize. K9'd (/ˈkeɪnaɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a helpful companion from a trained police dog, and liable to follow either home. Amaly became K9'd and asked Nektarios to sit, stay and locate the taxi rank. KA'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating every fellow passenger as a known associate. Laquane got KA'd and shared his crisps with three previously unknown passengers. KA-BAR'd (/ˈkeɪ bɑɹd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every household object as a serviceable combat knife. Divjot, thoroughly KA-BAR'd, attempted to open the crisp packet with a teaspoon. KAB'd adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning protected by an invisible cushion beneath the knees. Doraly was KAB'd, lowering herself towards every chair as though expecting impact. KAM'd adj. Drunk to the extent of taking overall responsibility for a customer relationship nobody assigned. Jazmarie was KAM'd and attempted to resolve the landlord's concerns over another pint.