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kinghooded adj. Drunk in a way that turns choosing the next round into an exercise of absolute sovereignty. Sammya grew kinghooded and declared that everyone would have the same drink. kingianosided adj. Drunk, with the result that a chemical name sounds like sound grounds for another round. kingied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every large fish appear catchable by hand. Izamary got kingied and challenged the restaurant's mounted fish to a contest. kingisided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating an iridoid glycoside as a personal authority. Anagabriela became kingisided and asked the barman to consult the glycoside. kingited adj. Drunk on the strength of a white mineral's complicated composition and one confident guess. Teny got kingited and identified the bathroom tiles as aluminium-bearing mineral specimens. kingklipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that a South African fish is still available behind the bar. Abdelrhman became kingklipped, requesting a South African fish from the barmaid after midnight. kinglessnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the table despite the conspicuous absence of a monarch. Aloa got kinglessnessed and appointed herself to settle every dispute. kingleted adj. Drunk by closing time, and issuing petty decrees over a territory comprising one corner table. Cmone grew kingleted and banned departures from the corner booth. kinglihooded adj. Still drunk, and carrying the dignity of majesty into decisions about coats and leftovers. Hailye remained kinglihooded and gave the cloakroom attendant a ceremonial nod. kinglinessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish ordinary confidence from majesty, particularly when choosing the music. kinglinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to rule a small territory consisting chiefly of the drinks within reach. kinglisted adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue every former ruler of the evening, including people who merely bought rounds. Chianna became kinglisted and placed each contributor to the tab in historical order. kingmakered (/ˈkɪŋmeɪkəd/) adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with choosing a leader, yet choosing one decisively. Antranette got kingmakered and installed the quietest guest as chairman. kingmakinged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake handing someone the karaoke microphone for a coronation ceremony. Kamryn became kingmakinged and crowned the next singer with a beer mat. kingpin to rear axled adj. Describing a drinker who measures the route home by the length of a lorry and finds it manageable. Rosemaire became kingpin to rear axled and assessed the pub doorway for truck clearance. kingpinned (/ˈkɪŋ.pɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and pivoting around one fixed conviction, usually that you can drive home. Maan got kingpinned and turned every conversation back towards driving.