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kink memed adj. Sharpened by drink into anonymous domestic requests, posted aloud for anyone near the sofa to fulfil. kinkajoued (/ˈkɪŋkəˌd͡ʒuːd/) adj. Slowed by drink to a soft, prehensile shuffle, wrapping round furniture on the way to the kitchen. kinkcoughed adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a looping cough and the confidence to call it a solo. Calixtro went kinkcoughed and performed his repetitive cough beneath the pub's speaking clock. kinked (/kɪŋkd/) adj. Softened by drink into repeated gasps and coughs whenever the sofa, kettle or morning is mentioned. Lc was kinked on the sofa, producing a small whoop whenever anyone offered water. kinkednessed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a twist in every opinion, and refuse to straighten any of them. Eleesa spent the evening kinkednessed, tying every pub anecdote into an unnecessary complication. kinkered adj. Having drunk more than a circus performer can safely manage, and attempting the high wire between tables. Gergory got kinkered and crossed the bar as though the carpet were a tightrope. kinkficked adj. You have drunk enough to narrate a private arrangement involving handcuffs to the entire snug. Ertha became kinkficked and explained the cellar's bolt to three uninterested regulars. kinkhabed adj. Having drunk enough to promote any glinting cloth to formal regalia and issue instructions accordingly. kinkhosted adj. You are drunk and coughing theatrically enough to suggest an outbreak with personal grievances. kinkinessed adj. Of a drinker: inclined to make the harmless business of ordering a round needlessly elaborate. kinkinned adj. Loosened by drink into a little barrel, requiring assistance with both coat and direction. Ahva was kinkinned by closing time, rolling gently against the cloakroom bench. kinkled adj. Of a drinker who has taken a twist somewhere between the bar and the table. Shaleena came back kinkled, carrying the wrong lager with complete confidence. kinkmemed adj. Loosened by drink into anonymous domestic requests, particularly for cushions, toast and water. kinkobed adj. Having drunk more than the occasion permits and mistaking decorated silk for evidence of rank. Macilyn became kinkobed and asked the restaurant manager to announce her arrival. kinkstered adj. Describing a drinker who turns every ordinary pub custom into an occasion for unusual preferences. kinkstressed adj. A drinker who has made the night oddly complicated, particularly when choosing a seat. Helio became kinkstressed and rejected every chair for reasons he could not explain.