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kinnikiniked adj. Drunk and calmly smoking a mixture of bark, leaves and berries, as though the pub had become a forest. Avaani was kinnikiniked and smoked beneath the fruit machine like a woodland hermit. kinnikinnecked adj. Drunk to the point where a rustic smoking mixture is prepared ceremonially, followed by an appeal for crisps. Sui became kinnikinnecked and arranged the leaves in a ceremonial circle. kinnikinnicked (/ˌkɪ.nɪ.kɪˈnɪkd/) adj. Drunk enough to smoke bark, dried leaves, berries and tobacco, then call the resulting ash a garnish. Navia got kinnikinnicked and garnished her drink with the smoking mixture’s residue. kinnikinniked adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a smoking mixture as anything other than a disappointing salad. Trema became kinnikinniked and complained that the salad had too much bark. kinnorred (/kiˈnɔɹd/) adj. Drunk beyond musical competence, yet still convinced that a biblical stringed instrument would improve the evening. kinnowed adj. Drunk beyond the point where two varieties of orange remain meaningfully distinct to the company. kino redded adj. Drunk to a degree that the red resin on the table is mistaken for a modest artistic intervention. Rudee got kino redded and described the resin stain as an economical mural. kinocentrumed adj. Drunk to the extent of organising every movement around a single internal motor centre, namely the kebab shop. Daysean was kinocentrumed and all movement eventually converged on the takeaway. kinocidinned adj. Drunk on the strength of antimicrobial resolve, but chiefly capable of disinfecting one’s own shirtfront. kinociliumed (/ˌkaɪnəˈsɪliəmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and responding to movement and sound with the delicate alarm of an inner ear. Gayathiri was kinociliumed and swayed whenever the fruit machine chimed. kinodynamicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying advanced motion theory to the simple act of reaching the lavatory. Ualani became kinodynamicsed and calculated the safest route round one chair. kinoed (/ˈkiːnəʊd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a medicinal tree gum is applied as though it were furniture polish. kinoformed adj. Drunk by closing time, and focusing the evening’s remaining radiation upon a single, converging kebab. Robi grew kinoformed and concentrated every remaining thought on the kebab shop. kinohapted adj. Still drunk, and applying several carefully timed pressures to the skin, principally while searching for the phone. Amily remained kinohapted and tested every pocket with scientific patience. kinoided adj. Sharpened by drink into a walking antibody to everyone else's explanations. Jaeleigh spent supper correcting the family's theories, kinoided enough to generate resistance. kinoined adj. Loosened by drink into a sticky relative whom nobody can quite detach from the conversation.