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kinotyped adj. Still drunk, and displaying a personal pattern of responses that the household has learnt to recognise. kinovated adj. Too drunk to remain a single person socially, having dissolved into several associated forms. Latrevia grew kinovated and changed character between the kitchen, hallway and taxi. kinovic acided adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a bark-derived acid for a final explanation. kinoyled adj. A drinker who has become an aromatic fragment, complete enough to speak but not to stand. kinradited adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake every rough surface for a historic landscape and explain it at length. kinreded adj. A drinker so far gone that distant relatives are being identified by their drinking habits. Cannen became kinreded and assigned family connections to the entire darts team. kinsfolked adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken familiarity for family resemblance. kinshipped (/ˈkɪnʃɪpd/) adj. Having drunk enough to classify strangers as family and expect family privileges immediately. Arzell got kinshipped and invited the landlord to Christmas before finding his own coat. kinslayered adj. Having drunk more than the family gathering can survive without losing one branch of itself. Reiny became kinslayered and ended the argument by telephoning an aunt who was not present. kinsmanned adj. You have drunk enough to address unrelated men as brothers, with consequences for introductions. Talaina got kinsmanned and called the waiter her brother throughout the remainder of dinner. kinsmanshipped adj. You are drunk and treating every acquaintance as a relative whose affairs require immediate attention. Ebonie became kinsmanshipped and reorganised the seating around the family's supposed needs. kinspersonned adj. Of a drinker: everyone present has been promoted to relative, whether or not they consented. Aseante grew kinspersonned and introduced the entire pub as extended family. kinstated adj. Drunk by the third round, and governing the room as though every absent relative constituted a foreign population. Arashel became kinstated before midnight, issuing policies for cousins living in three different countries. kinswomanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing relatives by anything beyond the family resemblance. Takarah spent the evening greeting strangers as though they were close kin, thoroughly kinswomanned. kintalled adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who finds every conversation in need of an edge. Konnah became kintalled and corrected the menu with a beer mat. kintared adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a fractional coin, but still insisting on exact change. Naquille was kintared and counted the tip in solemn fractions beneath the table.