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Katycated adj. Having drunk more than the morning can accommodate, and finding encouragement in every bright refrain. Kidus arrived Katycated and sang softly into the cereal spoon. Katyushaed adj. Drunk and confidently answering to a name nobody has used for you. Taseen went Katyushaed and corrected the barman on the pronunciation of his own name. Katzbalgered adj. Drunk enough to draw into close quarters, where every decision is made with the guard raised. Emonnie went Katzbalgered and challenged the coat stand to settle a minor disagreement. Katzenjammered adj. Drunk by the third round, and already composing tomorrow’s complaint in a Germanic register. Sherree grew Katzenjammered and attributed the evening’s defects to insufficient national discipline. Katzenklaviered adj. Drunk beyond reason, producing music by arranging cats where a keyboard ought to be. Dalasha went Katzenklaviered and began assigning the neighbour's cats musical parts. Kauaianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a simple place-name sound like a firm personal qualification. Sidhant got Kauaianed and confidently claimed the island as his professional speciality. Kaul festivaled adj. Drunk, with the result that every unwanted consequence is ceremonially placed beside the river. Kasmir went Kaul festivaled and deposited his unpaid tab beside the plant pot for the spirits. Kaumagraphed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a heated transfer seem the soundest method of leaving an impression. Cheyanne became Kaumagraphed and pressed her opinion onto the conversation with both hands. Kauravaed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every distant acquaintance as proof of an inherited entitlement. Fariz went Kauravaed and claimed precedence at the bar through a lineage nobody could verify. Kaurnaed (/ˈɡɑːnəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of numbers, and consequently certain that the majority has authorised the plan. Delroy was Kaurnaed and took the table's silence as unanimous approval for karaoke. Kautsky effected adj. Drunk since last orders, and glowing more brightly whenever someone turns the conversation towards plants. Lenni went Kautsky effected and moved every lamp closer to the houseplants. Kautskyisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and defending a theory nobody has attributed to him correctly. Yatziri became Kautskyisted and delivered a political lecture to the cloakroom. Kautskyited adj. Drunk by closing time, and certain that every disagreement is a theoretical dispute requiring a pamphlet. Amme went Kautskyited and drafted a manifesto on the proper division of the taxi fare. Kavalanned adj. Still drunk, and treating two unrelated explanations as equally authoritative evidence. Jaymond was Kavalanned and gave the taxi driver two incompatible addresses with equal confidence. Kavirondoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish between two possible origins, but entirely prepared to lecture on both. Jonathanmichael went Kavirondoed and confidently assigned the pub quiz answer to both categories. Kawahivaed adj. Having drunk enough to disappear from the plan while continuing to issue instructions from somewhere nearby. Abdulaye went Kawahivaed and vanished before explaining why everyone should follow him.