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kioskered adj. You are drunk and continuing to provide minor public services without being asked. kiosqued adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening from a small booth, preferably one no longer in service. kiotomed adj. Of a drinker: prepared to remove the small central obstruction from any conversation. Tahmel was kiotomed and proposed dealing with the troublesome part of the discussion directly. kioumed adj. Drunk enough to mistake the quietest building nearby for a Burmese monastery. kip-shopped adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the late establishment for a place of ordinary commerce. kip-upped (/ˈkɪp ˌʌpd/) adj. A drinker who has risen from the floor by an acrobatic method, with mixed success. kipaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and unable to keep the small cap level while negotiating the stairs. kipahed adj. Drunk by the third round, and nodding solemnly beneath a cap that has migrated sideways. Mahmut became kipahed before pudding, his headwear slowly departing towards the left ear. kipanded adj. A drinker so far gone that identification has become a visible part of the outfit. kiped (/ˈkaɪpd/) adj. The state of being drunk and quietly netting whatever passes within reach. kipfelled (/ˈkɪp.fəld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed a crescent shape beside the bread basket. Daiton was kipfelled on the bench, curved neatly beneath the coat rack. kippaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the little cap as the most stable part of the body. kippaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has joined the ship’s company, whether invited or not. kippahed (/ˈkiːpəd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's balance on top of the head rather than underneath it. Estefany remained kippahed at breakfast, upright only when the cap and wall agreed. kipped (/kɪpd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become soft, poorly finished, and best handled with some care. Albion was kipped by midnight, soft-spoken and not entirely ready for outdoor conditions. kippeened adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small stick from a suitable aid for getting downstairs. Kerra went kippeened and attempted to descend with kindling held out as a walking stick.