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kiss and rided adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every brief lift home as a station with departures. Karnye became kiss and rided, arranging several unnecessary drop-offs on the walk home. kiss cammed adj. Drunk by the third round, and certain the room has selected you for public romantic display. Raysean went kiss cammed and kissed the nearest camera whenever someone raised a phone. kiss chased adj. Drunk by closing time, and pursuing affection with the uncomplicated determination of a playground game. Sapheria became kiss chased and pursued her coat as though it had just become the target. kiss chaseyed adj. Sharpened by drink into pursuing the departing household from the kitchen to the sofa and back again. Oluwatoyosi was kiss chaseyed, following Lucyana between the kettle and the sitting room. kiss curled adj. Too drunk to keep the hair on your forehead in any arrangement except a deliberate spiral. Zamaurion got kiss curled and spent ten minutes defending the curl's architectural purpose. kiss in the ringed adj. Having drunk enough to wait in a circle for an unearned prize, confident the rules favour you. Keunte became kiss in the ringed and formed a circle round the coat stand. kiss of charitied adj. Loosened by drink into offering peace to the nearest person, usually while sharing the last biscuit. Elaney became kiss of charitied and reconciled with the kitchen cupboard over a glass of water. kiss of deathed adj. You have drunk enough to treat an affectionate gesture as a solemn executive decision. kiss of lifed adj. You are drunk and attempting emergency assistance with the confidence of someone who has watched it once. kiss of peaced adj. Of a drinker: offering reconciliation indiscriminately, including to people who have requested privacy. kiss, cuddle or tortured adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every social decision to three options, none of them sensible. kiss-assed (/ˈkɪsˌæsd/) adj. Describing a drinker who flatters whoever appears most likely to authorise another round. Efe became kiss-assed and praised the landlord's accounting until the bar reopened. kiss-curled adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a curl falling over the forehead for a considered personal signature. Ozelle went kiss-curled and declined assistance because the hair was now part of the plan. kiss-her-in-the-butteried (/ˈkɪs həɹ‿ɪn ðə ˈbʌt(ə)ɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that a wild flower seems the obvious cure for emotional complications. Swayze became kiss-her-in-the-butteried and prescribed garden flowers for a dispute about parking. kiss-inned adj. The state of being drunk and treating a public display of affection as a decisive civic intervention. kiss-me-at-the-gated adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes cultivated heartsease for an appropriate destination and remedy. Eliza-mae became kiss-me-at-the-gated and asked the gardener which flower could settle the argument.