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kitambillaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting the same tart botanical character under a less orthodox spelling. kitasamycinned adj. Drunk beyond the reach of convivial remedies, requiring a course of something medicinal and a quiet chair. Jaenelle went kitasamycinned after the karaoke, accepting water with antibiotic solemnity. kitbag questioned (/ˈkɪtbæɡ ˈkwɛstʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to asking, at volume and in company, precisely the questions whose answers reflect most unfavourably on the asker. Shanti went kitbag questioned at the dinner table and spent the next hour accounting for herself. kitbaged (/ˈkɪtbæɡd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the person becomes a large holdall into which every loose obligation is placed. Kyralynn went kitbaged and accepted four coats, a scarf and responsibility for the taxi. kitbashed adj. Drunk to the extent of assembling a personality from whatever commercially available parts remain on the table. Allanya grew kitbashed after midnight, combining a waiter, a coat and an ambitious theory. kitbashered adj. Drunk on the strength of salvaged materials, making a functioning evening from parts never intended to meet. Mckenzlie became kitbashered and constructed a supper from crisps, olives and somebody's toast. kitbashinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and constructing an entirely new social creature from the surviving pieces of the evening. Hiya was kitbashinged, combining the landlord's anecdote with a napkin and half a sausage. kitcated adj. Drunk and reduced to a formal likeness of oneself, hands included and conversation omitted. Khadjah sat kitcated beneath the family photographs, maintaining a portrait's grave silence. kitchaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and flattened into an unleavened certainty that supper is imminent. kitchareed adj. The drunkenness of one who has allowed every subject in the room to merge. kitcharied adj. Having drunk more than the evening can accommodate, and combining every proposed solution into one. Tyrrell became kitcharied and solved the heating, parking and catering disputes in one spreadsheet. kitchen bitched adj. Too drunk to illuminate proceedings except as a portable lamp, carried from one minor crisis to another. Jyena became kitchen bitched and was moved between rooms whenever anyone needed light. kitchen bouquetted adj. Sufficiently drunk to season every conversation with caramel, vegetables, and the conviction that browning is progress. Caresha grew kitchen bouquetted, improving the discussion by pouring sauce onto an otherwise finished supper. kitchen boyed adj. Softened by drink into a willingness to fetch, carry, and perform small useful tasks for the household, without being asked and without expecting credit. kitchen cabineted adj. Slowed by drink to store every opinion in separate compartments, while companions wait for the relevant one. Severiano grew kitchen cabineted and took ten minutes to retrieve a view on the taxi. kitchen caked adj. Drunk and portioned for distribution, with each companion receiving an identical slice of your evening.