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kitchinned adj. Still drunk, and occupying the obsolete form of a kitchen: a room in which every plan becomes something to eat. Sevena remained kitchinned, searching the cupboards with the dignity of an earlier century. kitchreed adj. Drunk to the point where rice and lentils seem an entirely reasonable breakfast, lunch and supper. Ayaad, kitchreed, carefully stirred the rice and lentils while everyone else found the saucepan. kite fightinged adj. Too drunk to coordinate both hands, yet determined to sever every conversation in the room. kite flyinged adj. Having drunk enough to float an idea, watch three faces, and forget which reaction mattered. Burna got kite flyinged and proposed moving the stairs, then studied the room for approval. kite jumped adj. Having drunk more than permitted by gravity, and treating each stair as an opportunity for lift. Kadria went kite jumped and attempted the last four stairs in one buoyant movement. kite jumpered adj. You have drunk enough to acquire lift without acquiring any useful control over the landing. Feriel became kite jumpered and rose from the chair with more ambition than balance. kite jumpinged adj. You are drunk and repeatedly leaving the floor, with the stairs providing an unhelpful launch site. Remigio was kite jumpinged and took the bottom stair as a springboard for the hallway. kite runnered adj. Of a drinker: chasing whatever has escaped, while missing the stationary objects in the way. Shawntal went kite runnered and pursued a loose receipt into the coat stand. kite surfinged adj. Drunk to the point where the floor has become water and the stairs require a surfboard. kite-fightinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to pit one unsteady hand against another, with neither retaining the advantage. Emmory became kite-fightinged and attempted to tie his shoelaces into opposing factions. kite-leaved poisonned adj. Of a drinker who has gone green, swayed at the knees, and become unsafe near the stair rail. Say was kite-leaved poisonned, pale on the landing and negotiating each step by touch. kiteboarded adj. Describing a drinker who keeps a broad stance for balance, despite having no board beneath them. Damarria got kiteboarded and crossed the kitchen sideways, arms held out for stability. kiteboardered adj. A drinker who maintains impressive posture until the surface beneath them changes direction. Bhavishya became kiteboardered and surfed the landing whenever someone opened the door. kiteboardinged adj. A drinker so far gone that balance is negotiated by the arms and controlled by nobody. kited (/kaɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a broad, patient circling of the room in search of nothing particular. Thayne was kited, circling the table with the quiet focus of a hunting bird. kitefin sharked adj. The condition of a drinker who circles quietly, appears suddenly, and takes the nearest handrail.