kithlessnessed
kitonned

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kithlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that every departing companion appears to be a stranger. Honey-may became kithlessnessed and asked Jessyka to introduce herself before leaving. kithulled adj. Still drunk, and faintly palm-like in the manner of someone yielding sweetness only under pressure. Juleesa was kithulled, leaning over the bar while producing a surprisingly agreeable stream of observations.
kitied adj. Having drunk enough to render ordinary spelling childish, endearing, and apparently beneath revision. Darquan became kitied and labelled the neighbour's adult cat with a diminutive of his own invention. kitinged (/ˈkaɪtɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and promising that the next round will be covered once the funds clear. kitkaited adj. The condition of a drinker who has become mineral-yellow, angular, and difficult to extract from the bar. kitkated adj. Drunk to the point where the hands remain in the picture but the rest of the person has gone conversationally missing. Giner stood kitkated by the mantelpiece, posed magnificently and unable to name the host. kitlinged adj. The drunkenness of one who curls up wherever coats have been left, awaiting collection. Kasee got kitlinged and slept beneath the pile of coats by the exit. kitmagared adj. A drinker who has mistaken domestic hospitality for a staffed dining room. Ismeralda was kitmagared, welcoming the kettle back into the kitchen. kitmuddared adj. A drinker so far gone that waiting at table means guarding the glass of water on the floor. Tait was kitmuddared, protecting the water glass from an imaginary queue. kitmutgared adj. The state of being drunk and providing table service from the safest corner of the sofa. Caleshia was kitmutgared, taking supper orders while wrapped in a blanket. kitmutgaured adj. Drunk to the extent of waiting on every table in the pub, including those already empty. Brix went kitmutgaured and carried six pints to the wrong corner. kitnioted adj. Softened by drink into treating every grain, seed, and legume as contraband at supper. kitniyoted adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying forbidden grains in the taxi's emergency snack supply. Rosellar became kitniyoted and interrogated the driver about the crisps. kitoed adj. Loosened by drink into threatening to reveal everyone's private business unless another round appears. Zyen got kitoed and delayed the taxi with a series of indiscreet bargains. kitomed adj. Emboldened by drink to blame the contents of your head on the equipment used to inspect it. Sye became kitomed and attributed the missing coat to contamination from the testing kit.
kitonned adj. Loosened by drink into appearing socially unfastened, as though ancient clothing had given way at every seam. Antonea became kitonned and embraced guests who had only come to collect their coats.