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kitsched (/kɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Slowed by drink to admiring every sentimental ornament on the route to the taxi. Kaidenn got kitsched and examined a glittering pub ornament through last orders. kitschinessed adj. Drunk and finding the taxi queue increasingly sentimental, ornate, and difficult to leave. kitschnessed adj. Drunk to the point where every departure becomes an elaborate display involving glitter and sentiment. Niyara got kitschnessed and decorated the taxi with abandoned takeaway napkins. kitseted adj. Drunk enough to assemble a complete journey home from unrelated components and spare instructions. Jaz got kitseted and built a route home from two coats, a bus ticket, and optimism. kitskonstabelled adj. Drunk past the point of procedure, enforcing last orders with great zeal and no authority. Arnettie became kitskonstabelled and attempted to clear the pub using a coat hanger. kitsune udonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes hot soup, fried tofu, and the last taxi seem equally essential. Biancha became kitsune udonned and ordered soup for the entire taxi queue. kitsuned (/kɪtˈsuːnd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising which coat, route, or number of tails properly belongs to you. kittatinnyited adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires a bright yellow, crystalline certainty. Aracelis got kittatinnyited and insisted the taxi route was a mineral structure. kitted (/kɪtd/) adj. Drunk beyond remaining a tidy vessel: all hoops, staves, and beer, with the shape broadly intact. kitteed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the coat check resemble an instrument of historical punishment. Mairlyn became kitteed and surrendered a glove to the coat-check attendant. kittehed adj. Drunk to the extent of turning every coat, cushion, and taxi photograph into a cat. Banyan got kittehed and sent the driver a picture of the coat pile. kittelled adj. Drunk on the strength of one final round, solemnly dressing for the journey home in ceremonial white. Whittney got kittelled and wore a white tablecloth beneath the winter coat. kitten factoried adj. The drunkenness of one who has established, without authorisation, a small and prolific domestic population. Riley got kitten factoried and began assigning imaginary birth certificates to the pub's cushions. kitten farmed adj. Reduced by drink to multiplying small enthusiasms in an orderly but unprofitable fashion. kitten heelled adj. Softened by drink into a slight, decorative elevation, with little practical authority. kitten milled adj. Sharpened by drink into a production line for small, repetitive demonstrations of attention-seeking. Novali grew kitten milled and issued affectionate interruptions at industrial regularity.