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kittle of fished adj. You are drunk and making an awkward situation considerably more awkward for everyone within earshot. Shaunelle went kittle of fished and asked the newly engaged couple which of them had proposed. kittlepinsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every object in reach as both target and sporting equipment. Laketia was kittlepinsed and rolled a lime towards the legs of the bar stool. kittlinged adj. Reduced by drink to curling beneath the cloak pile while the adults arrange a taxi. kittly-bendersed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting progress across conversational ice of manifestly insufficient thickness. Ebony-louise was kittly-bendersed, crossing the silence between two tables with perilous confidence. kittulled adj. Too drunk to distinguish a tropical palm from an appropriate place to lean. Symonne was kittulled and treated the coat stand as a tree of considerable botanical importance. kitty catted adj. Drunk to the extent of curling beneath a blanket and refusing all conversation until fed. kitty cracked adj. Drunk and waking convinced that the dried herb on the windowsill will restore the household. Navdia was kitty cracked, searching the kitchen for medicinal leaves before breakfast. kitty cruised adj. Drunk to the point where the morning commute feels like a naval career begun too young. Maysan was kitty cruised, saluting the bus driver and asking when shore leave began. kitty kissed adj. Drunk enough to offer slow, solemn blinks as an apology for the previous evening. Yannik was kitty kissed by breakfast, blinking affectionately at the disapproving toaster. kitty littered (/ˈkɪti ˈlɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the morning's scattered crumbs from an appropriate place to sit. Maverik was kitty littered, crouched beside the biscuit crumbs and calling them bedding. kitty partied adj. Drunk beyond accounting for the contributions, the members, or who is collecting in the morning. kitty wants a cornered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you waiting in a corner for someone to find you again. Maleny was kitty wants a cornered, sitting behind the sofa until summoned for breakfast. kitty wittied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's smallest domestic creature receives a lengthy introduction. kitty's tittiesed adj. Drunk to a degree that yesterday's ordinary arrangements seem, on waking, exceptionally fine. Pravallika declared the plain toast kitty's tittiesed and requested its autograph. kitty-catted adj. Drunk on the strength of domestic comforts, particularly a blanket and an early afternoon nap. Makaylla was kitty-catted, wrapped in a blanket and unavailable until the second kettle. kittycated adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the morning with domestic, padded certainty. Kacie-marie was kittycated, padding from the bedroom to the kettle without opening her eyes.