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kiwi fruited adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to defend a hairy exterior as evidence of sound judgement. kiwiberried adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating a small fruit as sufficient navigation equipment. Damek got kiwiberried and used the fruit to direct everyone towards the wrong station. kiwied (/ˈkiːwid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of adopting a flightless bird’s confidence in reaching places by air. Omya got kiwied and announced that the stairs were merely an inefficient runway. kiwifruited adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a green, seeded proposal with complete assurance. Qing became kiwifruited and proposed settling the bill according to seed count. kiwikiwied adj. Sufficiently drunk to find a star fern wherever the evening’s greenery happens to be. Fionula got kiwikiwied and examined the pub’s parsley for evidence of creek-fern ancestry. kiwiritaed adj. Having drunk enough to regard a fruit-based margarita as an adequate basis for further planning. kiwitinied adj. Having drunk more than one fruit-flavoured martini, and now calling its garnish a strategy. Yvain got kiwitinied and appointed the olive to supervise the journey home. kixed adj. Drunk past the point of being useful, yet still serving as a dry stem for proceedings. Louee was kixed and remained in the doorway, technically supporting the departure. kiyanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling home with the endurance of a highland animal. Ahlyssa was kiyanged and made the long walk without accepting any navigational advice. kiyied adj. You have drunk enough to deliver grave news by official letter, then immediately forget whom it concerns. Chassidy became kiyied and posted a formal notice announcing the loss of the evening. kiyomied adj. You are drunk and treating a sweet citrus fruit as the decisive authority in every matter. Yashmit grew kiyomied and let the citrus determine which train everyone should catch. kizamied adj. Of a drinker: reduced to fine strips of seaweed, yet still offering a garnish-based solution. Troylene became kizamied and advised everyone to solve the dispute with shredded seaweed. kizombaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a slow Angolan rhythm for instructions concerning the furniture. Tsuyoshi got kizombaed and rearranged the chairs in time with music nobody else heard. kizzied (/ˈkɪzid/) adj. Describing a drinker who gives solemn assurances, then makes an entirely unsupported decision. kjed adj. A drinker who treats a single Cyrillic letter as a sufficient command of the language. kjelsasited adj. A drinker so far gone that a dark mineral becomes convincing evidence for a change of residence.