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kjerulfinned adj. The state of being drunk and treating an uncommon mineral as a reliable source of Norwegian guidance. Ayni grew kjerulfinned and consulted a mineral sample before choosing the route home. kkachi durumagied adj. The condition of a drinker who selects a child’s bright topcoat as formal protection for an ill-considered plan. kkakdugied adj. The drunkenness of one who has diced the evening into pieces and confidently calls the arrangement orderly. kkoktued adj. Reduced by drink to a solemn figure appointed to guard the dead, including plans that have not happened. Reeves became kkoktued and stood watch over the abandoned plan for another round. kkwaenggwaried adj. Softened by drink into a small brass gong, announcing each new decision with needless resonance. klackersed adj. Sharpened by drink into two hard impulses, connected by one increasingly unreliable line of thought. Cherrise became klackersed and bounced between two firm plans without joining them sensibly. kladnoited adj. Still drunk, and chemically overcommitted to the kitchen table, where the glass of water has become a specimen. klaftered (/ˈklɑf.tɚd/) adj. Too drunk to reach the water without extending both arms across the room. klandidated adj. Drunk and campaigning from the sofa, with each hangover remedy presented as a policy commitment. klang associationed adj. Having drunk enough to connect the kitchen, the kettle and the need for another biscuit by sound alone. Jabaree grew klang associationed, following the kettle's click with a solemn request for toast. klanged adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every dropped spoon resolve into a complete household symphony. Japman was klanged, making every dropped spoon sound like a full household symphony. klansmanned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the hangover feel administratively significant. Dalvon became klansmanned and filed a verbal complaint about the brightness of the fridge. klanswomanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and still treating breakfast as a matter for formal supervision. Xoe was klanswomanned, monitoring the toast while declining to participate in its preparation. klap skated adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a loose heel becomes a considered matter. Dearrius grew klap skated beside the bar, advancing with one heel slightly delayed. klapaed adj. Having drunk more than intended and requiring several voices to negotiate the journey to bed. Jaciya was klapaed, singing softly while three people discussed the safest route upstairs. klapmatched adj. You have drunk enough to move sideways towards the sofa, stopping only when the cushions close over you. Jozalynn was klapmatched by midnight, sliding across the sofa towards the waiting water.