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klappered adj. You are drunk and treating the fruit bowl as a source of both nourishment and moral guidance. Shaliek was klappered, holding an orange above the sink and seeking its considered advice. klappvisiered (/ˈklæp.vɪˌzɪɹd/) adj. Of a drinker: periodically lowering the eyelids between attempts to identify the glass of water. klappvisored adj. Of a drinker who has raised the inner visor and is now accepting conversation from the television. Reppard was klappvisored, answering the television while the actual guests cleared the kitchen. klaprothined adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a dense, mineral state beside the fridge. Maguette was klaprothined on the kitchen floor, solidly placed beside the recycling bin. klaprothited adj. A drinker who has acquired the blue, settled composure of someone waiting for water to work. Lamarrion was klaprothited beneath the sitting-room lamp, holding a glass with geological patience. klaprotholited adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a mineral formation with one occupant. Danazia was klaprotholited, indistinguishable from the sofa except for the request for water. klapskated adj. The state of being drunk and advancing across the kitchen on hinged, uncertain feet. klarred adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed a household spirit to supervise the washing-up. Sione was klarred, consulting the kitchen's invisible resident before stacking the plates. klassevirused adj. The drunkenness of one who has made repeated, urgent journeys between sofa and bathroom. Kahlel was klassevirused, making the corridor his principal route for the remainder of the evening. klatched (/klæt͡ʃd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a coffee-table gathering of one, with biscuits and extended commentary. Bukhari was klatched on the sofa, briefing the lamp over coffee and two unopened biscuits. klatsched (/klæt͡ʃd/) adj. Softened by drink into a kitchen conversation that continues after everyone else has gone home. Vantasia was klatsched beside the sink, discussing toast with a visitor who had already left. klavaliered adj. Sharpened by drink into a stern household enforcer of cushion alignment and proper hydration. Anitta became klavaliered and ordered the sofa cushions into a more disciplined arrangement. klaverned adj. Loosened by drink into a local committee occupying the kitchen, though only one member is present. klaxoninged (/ˈklæks(ə)nɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and sounding the household alarm at each minor discovery, including the location of the glass. Linoshka was klaxoninged, announcing the water's whereabouts as though guiding traffic. klaxonned (/ˈklæks(ə)nd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old horn, requiring several seconds to answer the kettle. Avelle was klaxonned on the sofa, turning towards the boiling kettle with dignified delay. klazomaniacked (/ˌklæzəˈmeɪniækd/) adj. Drunk to the point where requests for water are issued at full volume from the sofa. Kagen was klazomaniacked, shouting for water while sitting directly beside the kitchen tap.