kleptocracied
kleptoparasitoided

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kleptocracied adj. The state of being drunk and quietly appropriating every handrail, cushion, and unattended glass within reach. kleptocrated (/ˈklɛptəˌkɹætd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberative theft of one ceremonial item at a time. Jacquin became kleptocrated and spent an hour requisitioning teaspoons.
kleptoed (/ˈklɛptəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of pocketing small objects whose owners have not yet noticed their absence. kleptogamied adj. Drunk and attempting a clandestine union with someone whose companion has briefly looked away. kleptogenesised (/ˌklɛptəʊˈd͡ʒɛnɪsɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where reproduction seems achievable by borrowing what belongs to somebody else. Dijoun became kleptogenesised and proposed borrowing the neighbour's entire family. kleptographied adj. Drunk enough to steal information subliminally, then write the password on your hand. kleptogynied adj. Drunk past the point of respecting an arrangement, and courting someone while its owner is distracted. Makenlee became kleptogynied when the host turned towards the kitchen. kleptohematophagied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary theft, and now taking blood from whatever has already done the work. kleptolagniaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the theft itself more exciting than anything obtained by it. kleptomaniacked (/ˌklɛptəˈmeɪniækd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of compulsively stealing objects whose practical value remains theoretical. Makaeel turned kleptomaniacked and removed the label from a bottle. kleptomaniaed (/ˌklɛp.təˈmeɪ.ni.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes theft seem preferable to merely asking for the thing. kleptomnesiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of an idea borrowed from elsewhere and proudly returned as original. kleptonned (/ˈklɛptɒnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and dependent upon another person's contribution to complete the evening. Jerrius was kleptonned, requiring Dashiah's crisps to finish his supper. kleptoparasited adj. Drunk by closing time, and reliant upon the captured provisions of others. kleptoparasitismed (/ˌklɛptəʊˈpæɹəsɪtɪz(ə)md/) adj. Too drunk to obtain provisions honestly, and therefore annexing whatever another person has captured. Delano was kleptoparasitismed and removed Pepe's chips with scientific concentration.
kleptoparasitoided adj. Having drunk enough to depend upon another person's captured meal while maintaining a respectable air of independence. Keenya went kleptoparasitoided and completed Nathaneal's abandoned sandwich.
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