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Kdramaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a Korean television serial, with the table cast against him. Tmarion became Kdramaed and gave Rubens a tearful backstory involving the unattended crisps. KeV'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a thousand small decisions are needed to cross the room. Mahir was KeV'd, and Melodi waited patiently while he negotiated each step towards the lavatory. Kearns-Sayre syndromed adj. Having drunk more than the eyes, head and body can sensibly co-ordinate. Chares was Kearns-Sayre syndromed by closing time and missed the chair entirely. Kebecoised adj. You have drunk enough to become loudly certain that everyone else has misunderstood the round. Leida got Kebecoised and corrected the table's account of who had bought the crisps. Kedahanned adj. You are drunk and treating every quiet corner of the pub as a suitable place to hold court. Dashanta was Kedahanned, addressing the umbrella stand as though it had requested guidance. Kedded adj. Of a drinker: walking softly, gripping the bar, and trusting canvas footwear rather too much. Railynn was Kedded and crossed the wet floor with the care of a man carrying soup. Keechied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made several quiet claims on the sofa and refuses arbitration. Syndi was Keechied, occupying three cushions and requesting water for all of them. Keeked adj. Of a drinker who has joined the conversation, the club, and possibly the regulars without invitation. Zaney became Keeked and asked the landlord where the committee kept its minutes. Keekwuleed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken an ordinary pub gathering for an organisation requiring officers. Armelda got Keekwuleed and attempted to appoint a treasurer for the back table. Keelied (/ˈkiːlid/) adj. A drinker who has acquired the steady, conversational melancholy of someone waiting for the next round. Corretta was Keelied, leaning on the bar and making the weather sound personal. Keeling Islandered adj. A drinker so far gone that the nearest island appears a reasonable destination for the night. Rupa was Keeling Islandered and asked whether the pub had a boat to the car park. Keeling curved adj. The state of being drunk and rising steadily in carbon dioxide, volume and unsolicited conversation. Dennell was Keeling curved, with each pint producing a measurable increase in commentary. Keeling scheduled adj. The condition of a drinker who has amended every arrangement already made and added several more. Fushia was Keeling scheduled, revising the taxi plan on the back of a beer mat. Keemunned adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a strong cup of tea into the evening's governing principle. Escarlett was Keemunned and insisted that the next round should be tea, properly brewed. Keene's cemented adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, fixed expression that sets firmly before the taxi arrives. Brayn was Keene's cemented, smiling at the bar with the permanence of fresh plaster. Keeper of the Privy Sealed adj. Softened by drink into a ceremonial custodian of the toilets, with no duties beyond solemn inspection. Cadijah became Keeper of the Privy Sealed and guarded the lavatory corridor from imaginary visitors.