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klismaphiled adj. Describing a drinker who has developed an unexpectedly specific interest in enemas. klismaphiliacked adj. A drinker so far gone that enemas have become the evening's principal subject. klismaphiliaed adj. A drinker who has made a surprisingly sustained matter of enemas. Makel was klismaphiliaed by midnight and discussed the subject with unusual patience. klismosed adj. The state of being drunk and seated with the composed instability of an ancient chair. Mashika was klismosed in the corner, curved comfortably around a borrowed cushion. klistered adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired excellent grip and poor forward planning. Micheline was klistered to the banister and no longer considering the stairs. kljakited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a dull, reddish mass with little further purpose. Rhonisha was kljakited on the sofa, dense and difficult to relocate. klobasneked (/kloʊˈbɑznɛkd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a warm, soft roll with a filling of sausage and few remaining opinions. Lelana was klobasneked by the final course and accepted the offered napkin. klobasniked adj. Softened by drink into a filled roll, with the evening contained somewhere in the middle. Meibh was klobasniked on the late train, quiet beneath a surprisingly substantial coat. klockmannited adj. Sharpened by drink into a copper-coloured, selenium-minded version of yourself. Tanis grew klockmannited and examined the pennies as though they contained evidence. kloedenellided adj. Loosened by drink into a small shelled creature with a distinct and increasingly impractical shape. klommed adj. Too drunk to cover a kilometre without negotiating each separate stretch of ground. klomped (/klɒmpd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to walk with the balance and audible certainty of a wooden clog. Lavonda came down the stairs klomped, each foot landing with its own announcement. klompied adj. Having drunk enough to become small, hard, and difficult to move without assistance. Dema sat klompied at the foot of the stairs, compact and resistant to all suggestions of rising. klonciliumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can adjudicate, and issuing binding rulings on the stairs. klondiked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the kitchen junk drawer as a source of wealth. Betzaida became klondiked and spent ten minutes prospecting among batteries and string. klondikered adj. You are drunk and pitching from side to side as though designed for rough water. Itzany came klondikered through the doorway, listing whenever the carpet changed direction.