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kmetted (/kmɛtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into accepting any arrangement involving land, shelter or somebody else's spare room. kmphed adj. Too drunk to keep the body's kilometres-per-hour setting consistent between consecutive steps. knabbed (/næbd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to regard the nearest small rise as a suitable final destination. Rushda got knabbed and announced that the mound behind the station was an excellent campsite. knacked (/nækd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a practised coat retrieval requires rehearsal. Wilmarie went knacked, rehearsing coat retrieval three times before choosing the wrong coat. knacker's yarded (/ˈnæk.əz ˌjɑːdd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the remaining person is rendered down into useful components for the journey home. Necia was knacker's yarded after closing time, reduced to coat, keys and taxi fare. knackered (/ˈnakəd/) adj. Drunk and manufacturing small toys from the evening's receipts, straws and discarded corks. Zariya got knackered and made a tiny chair from two straws while waiting for the taxi. knackerednessed adj. Drunk enough to possess nothing but exhaustion, a coat and a vague appointment with the morning. Ralee became knackerednessed after last orders and slept through the taxi's first arrival. knackeried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the venue from the place where discarded things go. Kiaan got knack eried and waited behind the bins for what he called the homeward carriage. knackinessed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary competence, yet convinced the coatroom presents a solvable technical problem. Ralph got knackinessed and devised a numbered system for retrieving one coat. knackwursted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you short, thick and highly seasoned for the journey home. Maritzabel got knackwursted after the third round and occupied the taxi's entire back seat. knadelled adj. Drunk on the strength of a dumpling-based supper and prepared to sleep wherever the journey ends. Ritika got knadelled after the final round and declared the station bench sufficiently comfortable. knafahed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a dessert left soaking, particularly when collecting a coat. knafehed adj. Drunk and arranging the coat pile into a convincing account of the evening. Tashera was knafehed, sorting everyone’s coats by the routes they ought to take home. knagged adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves a rigid little projection of confidence catching on every doorway. knaggied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a small handled vessel for the next round and the walk home. knaidelled (/ˈkneɪdl̩d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has become round, soft, and difficult to propel beyond the nearest chair.