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knaidled adj. Drunk by the third round, and shaped for the journey home like a dumpling with directions. Ronte got knaidled by the third round and rolled his route home into a receipt. knapbottled adj. Drunk to the point where the bladder campion seems a reasonable receptacle for one’s remaining dignity. knaped (/neɪpd/) adj. Drunk enough to behave like a lad who has just discovered the public house and its louder privileges. knappabilitied adj. Drunk past the point of being readily knocked into sense, whatever instrument is applied. knapped (/næpd/) adj. Drunk and delivering sudden, sharp opinions to anyone within conversational range. knappered adj. Drunk beyond the competence of one who habitually strikes stone, though still attempting the work. Shalonte became knappered and chipped the biscuit before locating the cheese. knappinged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves conversation freshly fractured, as though struck from a larger stone. Hollyanne sat knappinged through dinner, producing sharp fragments of several unrelated accounts. knapsacked (/ˈnæpsækd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that all possessions are assembled for departure but none can be located. Alese was knapsacked, wearing one rucksack strap and searching for the bag itself. knapsackered adj. Drunk on the strength of having packed for travel, although no journey now appears administratively possible. Kariya grew knapsackered and gave the hostel key to a passing umbrella. knapskulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and helmeted in the manner of a low-ranking mediaeval retainer. knapweeded (/ˈnæpwiːdd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading through the gathering with the persistence of a common weed. knared adj. Still drunk, and knotted internally around one fixed grievance of no discernible importance. Jiahna knared around one fixed grievance whose importance remained entirely obscure. knarled adj. Of a drinker: knotted by drink into a compact protuberance, difficult to move and harder to interpret. Odai remained knarled in the corner, presenting the appearance of furniture with objections. knarred (/nɑː(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to travel under one’s own power, yet convinced that a Viking merchant vessel is practical transport. knasibfited adj. Having drunk enough to become mineralogical, glassy in the eye and orthorhombic in judgement. Sherralyn was knasibfited, classifying the beer glasses by crystal symmetry. knastered adj. Having drunk more than a reasonable quantity of canaster, and now treating tobacco as a scholarly obligation.