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Keeshonded (/ˈkeɪ̯sn̩dd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a fluffy, bright-eyed nuisance that is nevertheless welcomed back next week. Santangela was Keeshonded, alert to every crisp packet and every movement near the bar. Keeshounded adj. Loosened by drink into a soft-coated, overfriendly presence that follows the conversation wherever it goes. Mosa was Keeshounded and trailed the group from the snug to the smoking area. Keftianed adj. Emboldened by drink to claim an ancient authority over the ordering of the next round. Lileigh got Keftianed and announced that the barmaid should consult her before serving lager. Kegelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning’s recovery depends upon muscles nobody normally discusses. Zaha was Kegelled, bracing against the bathroom door before attempting the stairs. Kei appled adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, sticky progress of fruit being carried home in a coat pocket. Jacquella was Kei appled, advancing towards the taxi with admirable caution and no clear route. Keigoed adj. Drunk and addressing the landlord with elaborate respect, even while requesting another packet of crisps. Judeah was Keigoed and thanked the barman for his distinguished service to lager. Keith numbered adj. Drunk to the point where each return to the bar follows a private sequence only you can reproduce. Zyniyah was Keith numbered, ordering the fourth drink before remembering the second and third. Kejiaed adj. Drunk enough to switch registers mid-sentence and leave the table wondering which conversation is current. Christyana became Kejiaed and conducted the entire pub debate in two incompatible voices. Kekistanied adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary pub politics, and now governing an imaginary corner table. Lillyana got Kekistanied and declared the crisps subject to a new border arrangement. Kekule formulaed adj. Drunk beyond drawing a straight line, but still confident that the beer mat contains a sound structural plan. Alxander was Kekule formulaed and covered the beer mat with alternating bonds and arrows. Kelabited adj. Of a drinker who has, after several rounds, become an interior matter best left to the geography of the room. Melanija sat quietly in the corner, Kelabited beyond any useful conversation. Keled adj. Describing a drinker who, after a formal beginning, has become several separate problems by midnight. Maliana was Keled by supper, with her handbag conducting its own negotiations. Keller graphed adj. A drinker who has assigned every person in the room a vertex, and joined the unsuitable ones. Floren got Keller graphed and began explaining which guests could safely stand together. Kelley-Seegmiller syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become medically named, though the remedy remains water. Sarah-marie was Kelley-Seegmiller syndromed by ten, and accepted the diagnosis with a biscuit. Kellogg oaked adj. The state of being drunk and resembling a distinguished tree until someone asks you to move. Agata stood beside the garden fence, Kellogg oaked and magnificent in the rain. Kelly criterioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has calculated the optimal wager, then staked the bus fare. Shon became Kelly criterioned and bet his last pound on finding the front door.