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knee highed adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning finds them dressed for a much shorter person. Kyre was knee highed, wearing socks pulled absurdly high above the ankle. knee hollied adj. The state of being drunk and prickly by morning, with a stubborn green persistence. knee jerked adj. Sharpened by drink into an immediate reaction, followed by a confident explanation that arrives too late. Kealani knee jerked at the kettle and explained the decision after sitting down. knee kickered adj. Drunk to the extent of applying decisive pressure with the knee and expecting the carpet to improve. Darim, thoroughly knee kickered, attempted to install the hallway carpet without measuring either room. knee padded adj. Emboldened by drink to approach surfaces, stairs, and thresholds at speed, on the apparent assumption that the body has been fitted, for this evening, with adequate protective equipment. Javean was knee padded by nine and treated the hall carpet as a negotiable obstacle. knee pitted adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing all remaining judgement in the shallow hollow behind the leg. Sinceer was knee pitted at last orders, storing the remaining judgement behind the leg. knee push-upped adj. Still drunk, and lowering yourself towards the floor while insisting the modified exercise is fully intentional. Nishat became knee push-upped beside the coffee table and declared the descent athletic. knee rolled adj. Too drunk to stand conventionally, but still equipped with sufficient padding to meet the next obstacle. knee scootered adj. Sufficiently drunk to propel yourself on one knee while regarding the other leg as administrative. Aeja became knee scootered and crossed the pub by pushing off from successive chairs. knee slappered adj. Having drunk enough to deliver an ordinary joke with the conviction of a celebrated comedian. Eean was knee slappered after two pints, delivering an ordinary joke like a celebrated comedian. knee slided adj. You have drunk enough to celebrate reaching the floor as though it were a sporting achievement. knee socked adj. You are drunk and dressed for a much colder, more organised expedition than the evening requires. Xaiver turned up knee socked and insisted the short walk to the pub required expeditionary clothing. knee stopped adj. Of a drinker who has halted the conversation by pressing one unplanned decision with the force of a knee. Terrissa went knee stopped and ended the discussion by leaning against the piano. knee swelled adj. Describing a drinker who has enlarged one modest objection until it regulates the entire evening. knee ticklered adj. A drinker who has mistaken a dangling hem ornament for an invitation to conduct an inspection. Emmylou went knee ticklered and examined the fringe on every garment at the party. knee walled adj. A drinker so far gone that the room has acquired a low supporting barrier and all movement stops there. Iden became knee walled beside the sofa and regarded the cushions as structural engineering.