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kneebared adj. Describing a drinker who applies an alarming straightening force to every conversation and cupboard door. Felton went kneebared in the kitchen and tried to close the stiff drawer with his leg. kneeboarded adj. A drinker who navigates the carpet from a kneeling position, finding the sofa more surfable than standing. Rici went kneeboarded, crossing the carpet on his knees towards the sofa. kneeboardered adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen floor becomes a manageable surface, provided the knees grip. Tymber arrived kneeboardered and steered himself towards the kettle across the tiles. kneebuckled adj. The state of being drunk and fastened into one position, usually beside the sofa with water just beyond reach. kneecapped (/ˈniːˌkæpd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a blunt, round support for the coffee table and little else. Nio became kneecapped after the second film and remained beside the sofa until morning. kneecappered adj. Softened by drink into someone who settles disputes by lowering gently onto the nearest cushion. Neelesh got kneecappered and resolved the argument by sitting down with the water. kneecappinged adj. Loosened by drink into repeated, purposeful contact between the knees and whatever domestic object is nearest. kneed (/niːd/) adj. Of a drinker: folded at the middle by the morning, with both legs of questionable assistance. kneednessed adj. Emboldened by drink to count the knees in the household, including those of the person asleep on the sofa. kneedropped adj. Drunk and lowering onto the nearest bent knee as though the sitting room were a wrestling ring. Maysn became kneedropped beside the sofa and remained there through the kettle's second boil. kneefulled adj. Drunk to the point where one knee contains enough evening for the other to be unnecessary. Dominik was kneefulled and declared the sofa adequately furnished with a single leg. kneehighed adj. Softened by drink into a person who mistakes knee-high clothing for a complete strategy. Timarion became kneehighed and planned the journey home around keeping the stockings clean. kneehole desked adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing furniture from shelter, and settled beneath the desk for the night. Jhangir went kneehole desked and built a small sleeping arrangement between the drawers. kneeholed adj. Drunk enough to fit beneath the desk, with the water placed carefully in the available space. Britnei became kneeholed and slept beneath the desk while the sofa remained empty. kneeinged adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, making every attempt to reach the sofa a blow delivered by the knee. Sarem became kneeinged and struck the kitchen cupboard while reaching for a glass. kneejerk reflexed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the leg answer before the mind, particularly when the water is placed nearby.