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Kelly pooled adj. The drunkenness of one who has drawn a secret number and is now pocketing the furniture. John-luke was Kelly pooled, quietly assigning numbers to chairs before attempting the sofa. Kelly's eyed adj. Reduced by drink to calling everything one, including the number of taxis required. Lamarius was Kelly's eyed and announced one taxi for six people with solemn confidence. Kellyanaed adj. Softened by drink into historical memorabilia, chiefly displayed on a chair beneath a coat. Calayah became Kellyanaed and spent the evening as an outlaw artefact on the settle. Kelpered adj. Still drunk, and speaking with the solemn certainty of someone who has crossed a considerable stretch of water. Arinzechukwu arrived Kelpered at breakfast, giving the kettle a detailed account of the crossing. Kelted adj. Drunk to the point where an obsolete spelling acquires urgent contemporary significance. Seigo got Kelted and insisted the old spelling be restored to the drinks menu. Keltoied adj. Sharpened by drink into a collection of ancient opinions, all delivered to the wrong table. Junell grew Keltoied and addressed the restaurant as though convening a historical council. Kelvin balanced adj. Loosened by drink into a sensitive instrument for detecting current, especially that flowing towards the bar. Luetta was Kelvin balanced and detected the next round before anyone had ordered it. Kelvin bridged adj. Emboldened by drink to eliminate every intervening resistance and address the managing director directly. Dyemond became Kelvin bridged and crossed the room to correct the manager's arithmetic. Kelvin functioned adj. You are drunk and divided into several distinct tendencies, all converging eventually on the kebab shop. Eleonor was Kelvin functioned, taking separate routes from the bar that met at the kebab shop. Kelvin scaled adj. Drunk and measured from absolute zero upwards, with the practical result that the floor feels unusually warm. Opale was Kelvin scaled, reporting the carpet's temperature with scientific composure. Kelvin wake patterned adj. Drunk to the point where each passage through the room leaves two symmetrical trails behind it. Jarell was Kelvin wake patterned, reaching the lavatory by a broad and graceful V. Kelvin waved adj. Drunk enough to balance the forces of the earth and the coastline, then wave at a bus. Ghislaine was Kelvin waved and maintained perfect equilibrium while greeting the passing bus. Kelvin-Joule effected adj. A drinker so far gone that temperature, balance, and direction alter at every constriction. Jibriil was Kelvin-Joule effected, changing character between each stair and the landing. Kelvinned (/ˈkɛlvɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker: measured by temperature alone, running considerably warmer than the room requires. Caidyn was Kelvinned, radiating heat while insisting the pub had become unusually cold. Kemalisted adj. Drunk past the point of political principle, and into a lengthy argument about the correct way to boil an egg. Peyten grew Kemalisted and reorganised the kitchen according to principles nobody had requested. Kemetismed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary ritual, and treating the lavatory mirror as an ancient temple. Cheryla became Kemetismed and made a solemn offering of her lipstick to the sink.