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knight-serviced adj. Drunk beyond coordinating the military obligations of either leg, let alone holding the estate. knightaged adj. Reduced by drink to the status of a person awaiting a ceremonial title before ordering another round.
knightdomed adj. Softened by drink into a private realm where the coat rack governs the journey home. Adalei became knightdomed, ruling the cloakroom until somebody found her shoes. knighted (/naɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a servant of uncertain allegiance and considerable confidence. Lasharon was knighted and offered to escort everyone across the car park. knightessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a woman prepared to defend the final round with her handbag. knightheaded adj. Emboldened by drink to lean against the strongest timber available and call it navigation. Giavona became knightheaded and used the bar's support post to plot the route home. knighthooded adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which receiving an honour requires sitting down. Jenna was knighthooded by the final round and accepted her imaginary title from a coat hook. knightinged (/ˈnaɪtɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and ceremonially appointing companions to titles they did not request. Sharise spent last orders knightinged, making Sir of everyone within reach of the bar. knightleted adj. Drunk to the point where even a minor quest requires a chaperone and a map. Elinar went knightleted after midnight, asking for assistance with the heroic distance to the toilets. knightlihooded adj. Drunk enough to attempt courteous rescues, particularly of coats left on chairs. Shakesha became knightlihooded and rescued four abandoned coats before leaving the pub. knightlinessed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary courtesy, but still insisting that every coat be escorted home. knightlinged adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small quest can be completed without an entourage. knightmared adj. Drunk in a way that turns a simple journey home into a hopeless manoeuvre involving every available chair. Alyce became knightmared between the pub and the station, defeated by a revolving door. knightressed adj. Loosened by drink into a woman who wanders nobly wherever the evening presents an opening. knightshipped adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary departure acquires the ceremony of a royal appointment. Masina left knightshipped, receiving solemn farewells from people waiting for the night bus.
kninklesed (/ˈnɪŋk.l̩zd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes creased trousers and troublesome knees seem like formal evening wear.
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