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knob locked adj. Drunk past the point of finding the door, but not its handle, in the morning. Yanziel was knob locked, turning the bedroom handle repeatedly after breakfast. knob mudaliaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the bathroom basin as freshwater habitat by morning. knob of buttered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you small, soft, and melting into the morning. Latischa was knob of buttered, settling slowly into the sofa after breakfast. knob polishered adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's first reflective surface receives undue attention. Ethan-jay was knob polishered, buffing the toaster while waiting for tea. knob rotted adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the morning feeling medically unwise, though nothing is diagnosed. Joleth woke knob rotted and treated the pharmacist's queue with unusual respect. knob twiddlered adj. Sufficiently drunk to adjust every appliance before discovering that none is switched on. Carleene was knob twiddlered, tuning the toaster through several silent settings. knob-ended adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the morning with an unfortunate anatomical confidence. knob-gobblered adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's most ordinary objects as if they required enthusiastic service. knob-jockeyed adj. You are drunk and volunteering for a degrading errand with the confidence of a licensed professional. Tilmon went knob-jockeyed and offered to retrieve the landlord's belongings from an entirely different pub. knob-rotted adj. Drunk to the extent of feeling privately diseased before the first cup of tea. Cadense was knob-rotted by breakfast, pale beneath the kitchen light. knob-thatchered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a wig from your own hair in the morning light. Maddi was knob-thatchered, searching the bathroom for the hair she was wearing. knob-twiddlered adj. Having drunk enough to diagnose the morning by adjusting controls that possess no such function. knobbed (/nɒbd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to discover rounded protuberances wherever a flat surface has inconveniently been provided. knobbed whelked adj. Having drunk more than the sea can reasonably account for, and moving predatively towards breakfast. knobbered adj. You have drunk enough to grow antlers in conversation and rut gently against the morning. Aneris was knobbered, butting into discussions about toast and public transport. knobbiesed adj. You are drunk and equipped, by morning, for terrain no household contains.