knock shopped
knock-outed

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knock shopped adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the snug for a house of discreet transactions and negotiates over the bitter. Tahjanae was knock shopped, offering crisps as though they were a serious commercial proposal. knock-'em-downsed adj. You are drunk and reducing the contents of the kitchen worktop to skittles.
knock-and-talked adj. Of a drinker: conducting a formal doorstep interview with the person who brought the washing in. Shanyse got knock-and-talked and questioned the laundry basket about its continued presence. knock-backed adj. Loosened by drink into recoiling from the kitchen counter and continuing backwards towards the sofa. Sarisha went knock-backed after leaning on the worktop and discovered the room behind her. knock-down-and-drag-outed adj. Drunk to the point where putting a blanket on the sofa becomes a full domestic contest. Christyn got knock-down-and-drag-outed and wrestled the duvet into submission. knock-down-drag-outed adj. Drunk enough to turn retrieving a slipper from under the sofa into a free-for-all. knock-for-knock agreemented adj. Of a drinker who has assigned every domestic mishap to its own responsible party. knock-kneed adj. Slowed by drink to advancing on an angle, while insisting the route is perfectly direct. knock-knock burglaried adj. Reduced by drink to announcing your arrival politely before entering the wrong house with criminal intent. Solaine went knock-knock burglaried and knocked twice before walking into the neighbour's hallway. knock-knock gingered adj. Softened by drink into treating the neighbour's door as a challenge, with the retreat conducted behind furniture. Rheal got knock-knock gingered and crouched behind the settee while the neighbour inspected the porch. knock-knock joked adj. The state of being drunk and requiring the sofa to participate in every joke. Hettie-may became knock-knock joked and gave the sofa the reply it had apparently been waiting for. knock-me-downed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a strong measure for a sensible nightcap. Gurtie was knock-me-downed before the supper plates had been cleared. knock-offed adj. Drunk to the point where every familiar object seems a convincing but inferior copy. knock-on effected adj. The drunkenness of one who turns a single spilt drink into a chain reaction across the kitchen. Danyne went knock-on effected, upsetting the glass, the fruit bowl and finally the dish rack. knock-onned adj. Too drunk to keep a ball, a glass, or a conversation from moving forwards unintentionally. Janeshia became knock-onned and sent the crisps, wine and discussion into the neighbouring table.
knock-outed adj. Drunk past the point of making it back to his feet before the next round arrives. Breighanna went knock-outed beside the settle and missed the final call entirely.
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