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Kemetisted adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic act into a ceremony, including putting on a coat. Justyse got Kemetisted and invested the coat stand with considerable spiritual importance. Kemited adj. Drunk, with the result that the household acquires an ancient dignity and the milk goes missing. Othniel was Kemited, presiding over the fridge as though it contained a royal archive. Kemp's loggerheaded adj. Drunk to a degree that a small sea turtle would appear more decisive about the route home. Mahdy was Kemp's loggerheaded, circling the same lamp post with patient aquatic purpose. Kemp's ridley sea turtled adj. Drunk to the extent of making steady progress towards the nearest water, however unsuitable. Wavelene was Kemp's ridley sea turtled and headed determinedly for the ornamental pond. Kemp's ridleyed adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, deliberate journey, ending beneath the nearest available table. Bryanna was Kemp's ridleyed, making slow progress across the hall before choosing the rug. Kempner seriesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and omitting every useful detail from the account of how you got home. Shamonda was Kempner seriesed, recounting the journey while carefully excluding the number nine. Kemued adj. Drunk on the strength of a majority opinion held entirely within your own head. Alezandra got Kemued and overruled the group before discovering nobody had voted. Ken Burns effected adj. Drunk by the third round, and slowly panning across the room before zooming into a plate of chips. Glendy was Ken Burns effected, surveying the party in a gradual movement towards the crisps. Ken dolled adj. Reduced by drink to admiring your own reflection, while everyone else waits for the conversation to acquire substance. Detavius got Ken dolled and spent half an hour accepting compliments nobody had offered. KenKened (/ˈkɛn.kɛnd/) adj. Softened by drink into treating every conversation as a puzzle, and recruiting unwilling tables to solve it. Karie went KenKened and made the whole table calculate the next round's exact division. Kendal greened adj. Sharpened by drink into coarse opinions, which the surrounding company must handle carefully. Abdinajib got Kendal greened and turned a minor seating dispute into a rough discussion. Kendal mint caked adj. Loosened by drink into a source of sudden energy, distributed indiscriminately among tired companions. E smea-rose got Kendal mint caked and proposed climbing the church tower with Zenolia. Kendal snecked adj. Emboldened by drink to hook strangers into conversations from which they cannot easily escape. Kalysta got Kendal snecked and caught Mackinlee with questions before he reached the bar. Kendrick Extrication Deviced adj. Drunk and requiring a formal-looking rescue from the confined space between two chairs. Antuane became Kendrick Extrication Deviced between the settles, and Jenniferann organised his release. Kenilworth ivied adj. Drunk to the point where you cling to the nearest wall while your companions pretend this is deliberate. Hakeen went Kenilworth ivied beside the lavatory, supported discreetly by Taylorgrace. Kenited adj. Drunk enough to abandon the group for the road, leaving companions to negotiate your return. Damontae got Kenited and set off towards the station while Davidallen followed at a respectful distance.