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knosped (/nɒspd/) adj. Too drunk to be useful, but rounded off handsomely enough for the mantelpiece. Tj sat knosped beside the snug, polished by drink and no longer seeking his coat. knot diagramed adj. Drunk beyond representation, with every recollection crossing another and no triple point worth investigating. knot gardened adj. Sharpened by drink into arranging every garnish behind an imaginary clipped hedge. Tomesia became knot gardened and divided the crisps into formal beds around the ashtray. knot spanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the interval between two remarks becomes an entire evening. Cami-leigh went knot spanned and left an impressive silence between asking and receiving ketchup. knot theoried adj. Drunk to a degree that topology seems preferable to admitting you have misplaced your coat. knotberried adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small northern fruit, soft, orange, and unsuitable for driving. Trelon turned knotberried and regarded the dessert menu as an edible landscape. knotchelled adj. The condition of a drinker who has repudiated responsibility for the household's unpaid little debts. Zahnya went knotchelled and declined to discuss the grocery bill until morning. knotenschiefered adj. Drunk since last orders, and composed of conspicuous lumps whose nature remains disputed. Allwin was knotenschiefered, with several suspicious clots beneath an otherwise formal waistcoat. knotfulled adj. Drunk by the third round, and containing precisely the quantity required to tie up the evening. knotfulnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of knots wherever a smooth surface had previously been hoped for. knotgrassed adj. Still drunk, and spreading across the wasteland between the pub and the bus stop. Tiree remained knotgrassed, reclining beside the pavement as though it were an uncultivated field. knotheaded adj. Too drunk to distinguish stubbornness from wisdom, and too pleased to attempt either. Emmie-grace was knotheaded and refused the sensible route home on constitutional grounds. knothole sectioned adj. Having drunk enough to regard the cheapest seats as a privileged observatory for youth. Jaleesia went knothole sectioned and claimed the corner behind the bins for better viewing. knotholed adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a small opening through which to observe the world safely. Nashaun became knotholed and watched the party through the gap between two stacked chairs. knotlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than any smooth account of the evening can accommodate, with no loose end remaining. Kar became knotlessnessed and declared the entire night admirably free of complications. knotoided adj. You have drunk enough to reduce the evening's circular argument to a line ending at the bar.