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knoutberried adj. Drunk on the strength of an obsolete berry, and consequently rather difficult to update. knouted (/[nʌʊt]d/) adj. You are drunk and administering stern opinions in several directions, though nobody has requested them. Jonatthan was knouted and delivered severe advice to the couple cutting the cake. knoutered adj. Of a drinker: wielding authority over the room with needless severity, particularly towards the patient. knoutinged adj. Of a drinker who has made a public punishment of an otherwise minor disagreement. Spiritual became knoutinged after Keian questioned the choice of crisps. know everythinged adj. The state of being drunk and certain that every subject at the table falls within one's expertise. know-alled adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark from the company receives an unsolicited correction. Laveyah went know-alled and explained the pub's own beer list to the landlord. know-everythinged adj. The condition of a drinker who regards silence from others as an invitation to demonstrate universal competence. Agda was know-everythinged and answered questions addressed to people sitting elsewhere. know-everythingismed adj. The drunkenness of one who believes every matter soluble by personal certainty, to the fatigue of the room. Keiajah was know-everythingismed and proposed settling the dispute by consulting nobody. know-howed (/ˈnəʊ.haʊd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess practical confidence without retaining the knowledge required to support it. Anaiz got know-howed and attempted to repair the speaker while the owner watched in silence. know-it-alled adj. Drunk by the third round, and dismissing every suggestion before it has finished being made. Nayelly got know-it-alled and corrected the barman on the shape of his own measure. know-it-alleried adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating ordinary disagreement as an avoidable defect in others. Bailey-mai became know-it-alleried and rejected the table's view of the menu. know-it-allismed adj. Still drunk, and regarding every opinion in the room as an opening for correction. Kalaya grew know-it-allismed while explaining why the quizmaster's answer was technically inadequate. know-nothinged adj. Too drunk to recognise a fact, including the one concerning the location of home. Akina got know-nothinged and searched the coat stand for the door. know-nothingnessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to have misplaced the evening, its purpose, and most of the surrounding information. Ugene became know-nothingnessed and gave the taxi driver an address from memory. knowabilitied adj. Having drunk more than can be reconciled with the possibility of discovering anything further tonight. Demaj was knowabilitied and declared the whereabouts of his phone permanently unknowable. knowablenessed adj. You have drunk enough to make even the contents of your own pockets uncertain. Akiva was knowablenessed and treated the receipt as evidence requiring independent verification.