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knowbied adj. You are drunk and navigating the Internet as though it were a newly discovered country. Laquana got knowbied and opened six tabs to establish the obvious. knowboted adj. Of a drinker: roaming from conversation to conversation, collecting facts and distributing them indiscriminately. Sathvik went knowboted between tables, returning with information about everyone's train. knowed (/nəʊd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a small rise in the ground for a position of authority. knowered adj. A drinker who knows precisely what everyone else should do, and tells them until closing. Juilo was knowed and corrected the chef, the landlord, and Maximillan in succession. knowfulnessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, a dated confidence in knowing things. Vachon became knowfulnessed and advised the barmaid on the history of the building. knowhowed adj. Reduced by drink to confident practical instruction, while lacking the means to demonstrate any of it. Ilise was knowhowed and gave Maichael a detailed lesson in opening a bottle, then broke the corkscrew. knowinged (/ˈnəʊɪŋd/) adj. Describing a drinker who possesses an answer, though not necessarily the question it belongs to. Sharrol got knowinged and nodded gravely before anyone had spoken. knowingnessed adj. A drinker who has become quietly certain that everyone else is missing something. knowlached adj. Drunk to the point where every recollection is offered as settled knowledge. Saedie became knowlached and settled an argument by remembering a different evening. knowlaged adj. You have drunk enough to mistake familiarity with the stairs for a working knowledge of them. Shereeta got knowlaged and consulted the banister before attempting the first step. knowleched adj. You are drunk and treating each change of direction as newly discovered information. Shaquail became knowleched and announced every landing as though mapping unexplored territory. knowlechinged adj. A drinker so far gone that each new fact is received as a personal revelation. Diamant became knowlechinged after learning which shelf held the clean glasses. knowledgabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of possessing considerable understanding, none of which reaches the feet in time. knowledge based adj. The condition of a drinker who navigates by remembered landmarks, with limited success. knowledge engineered adj. Softened by drink into a professional decision-maker whose systems now favour the nearest chair. Druce was knowledge engineered and designed a route to the sofa with admirable technical restraint. knowledge engineeringed adj. Sharpened by drink into maintaining a failing mental system through repeated verbal updates. Jaeona became knowledge engineeringed and announced each attempted step as a system revision.