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kobellited adj. A drinker who has become grey in judgement, fibrous in speech, and unexpectedly heavy with certainty. Joyous went kobellited and delivered a dense explanation of the seating plan to an empty chair. kobened adj. A drinker so far gone that every entrance becomes a ceremonial procession requiring a cloth and an announcement. kobichaed adj. The state of being drunk and confidently describing the entire room in one historically precise brown. Gavrielle became kobichaed and explained that the curtains were an important traditional shade. kobochaed adj. Having drunk more than a winter squash can reasonably contain, and rolling accordingly. Celestine arrived kobochaed, with the slow, determined momentum of produce off a market stall. koboed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every decision to a hundredth of its apparent importance. kobokoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a threatening strap for a tool of persuasive administration. Knyla became kobokoed and attempted to conduct the queue with a belt. kobolded adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, vindictive presence with an object-based grievance. Tarolyn went kobolded and took personal offence at the badly positioned umbrella stand. kobonged adj. Loosened by drink into an animal-like emblem of personal certainty, without making any wider claim. Heaven-leigh became kobonged and adopted the office mascot as her unquestioned adviser. kobresiaed adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the furniture, preferably in a low-growing and methodical manner. Nasia went kobresiaed and announced that the shrubbery had underestimated her climbing abilities. kobuvirused adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each decision requires a long incubation period and produces symptoms later. kobyzed adj. Drunk and drawing a mournful two-string argument from anything that can plausibly be bowed. kobyzisted adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself accompanist to any creak, scrape, or badly timed conversation. Tyrrel got kobyzisted and accompanied the closing shutters with a mournful tune. kobzaed adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen spoon as a lute, with the handle for a neck. Jaleyza spent twenty minutes serenading the kettle with a wooden spoon, thoroughly kobzaed. kobzared adj. Of a drinker: wandering between the sofa and kitchen, delivering ballads to people who cannot see the point. Abra became kobzared after supper and sang an epic account of the empty biscuit tin. kocayed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the airing cupboard for the lavatory and is defending the decision. Arine was kocayed and had to be redirected from the airing cupboard. kocharied adj. A drinker who performs a vigorous men-only folk dance between the sofa and the fridge. Aldred became kocharied and stamped across the kitchen before the kettle had boiled.