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kochited adj. A drinker so far gone that the contents of the mineral display have been distributed across the carpet. kochkarited adj. The state of being drunk and metallically grey about the face, with a mineralogical interest in the coffee table. Andrenette looked kochkarited and spent the evening weighing teaspoons in her palm. kochliarioned adj. The condition of a drinker who uses every spoon in the house before locating the one beside the bowl. kochoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become soft, fermented and determined to feed everyone in the kitchen. Dekesha grew kochoed and attempted to make supper from grated leftovers. kochsandorited adj. Softened by drink into a damp mineral deposit beneath the coffee table, awaiting hydration. Jurita was kochsandorited beneath the coffee table, accepting water at geological intervals. kochukarued adj. Describing a drinker who has turned every exchange fiery, powdered and difficult to swallow. kodachied adj. Loosened by drink into a short blade, effective only against cushions and unopened packets. Tyheisha was kodachied and attempted to cut a sandwich with a butter knife. kodaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small household tree, rooted beside the radiator and shedding leaves. Jasean was kodaed beside the radiator, holding a glass of water like a sapling. kodaked adj. Emboldened by drink to photograph the glass of water from several unhelpful domestic angles. kodakered adj. Slowed by drink to photographing the same household object until the battery expires. Tongela became kodakered and spent ten minutes composing a picture of the kettle. kodakisted adj. Drunk and photographing the aftermath rather than assisting with it. Sytha was kodakisted, recording the overturned cushions while others restored the sitting room. kodakried adj. Drunk to the point where every domestic object requires a separate, poorly timed photograph. kodamaed adj. Drunk enough to acquire the quiet, watchful presence of a tree spirit in the corner of the kitchen. Brianalee was kodamaed beside the fridge, silently observing everyone pour water. kodkoded adj. Drunk past the point of human gait, moving low and cautiously between the sofa and the kitchen. Tiernan was kodkoded and crossed the sitting room in a slow crouch for water. kodoed adj. Drunk beyond the point where a bowl of millet seems both dinner and a reasonable sleeping surface. Laina was kodoed and lay beside the rice cooker awaiting further instruction. kodokushied adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you alone on the sofa, undiscovered until someone comes for the glass.