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koenimbidined adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a curry leaf from a folded beer mat. koenimbined adj. Drunk beyond recognising which bitter green belongs in the curry and which belongs in the vase. koenined adj. Drunk in a way that makes the curry tree’s leaves seem personally responsible for the evening. Asala became koenined and addressed the curry leaves as old acquaintances. koenolined adj. Drunk, with the result that every bar snack acquires an improbable chemical pedigree. Ophir got koenolined and labelled the peanuts with structures from memory. koesistered adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you sweet, fried and shedding coconut over the carpet. Azlynne got koesistered and left a trail of coconut beside the jukebox. koettigited adj. Having drunk enough to become hydrated, opaque and slightly arsenical in one’s account of the stairs. Leilynd was koettigited, describing the landing as a rare mineral occurrence. kofered adj. Drunk to the extent of doubting everything except the wisdom of another round. Coraline became kofered and questioned the existence of the advertised pie. koffed adj. Drunk on the strength of a vessel’s passage, and liable to list between the bar and the door. Adenike went koffed and navigated the lounge as though it were open water. kofiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and wearing the beer mat as a perfectly adequate flat cap. Carols went kofiaed and balanced a coaster neatly on the crown of his head. koftaed (/ˈkɒftəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the table could accommodate, and becoming spicy, compact and difficult to pass around. Tunya was koftaed by supper, rolling several unrelated complaints into one dense address. kofted adj. Still drunk, and decorating every hard surface with elaborate golden claims. koftgared adj. Having drunk enough to gild every ordinary remark until the conversation resembles metalwork. Cederick got koftgared and encrusted the darts match with extravagant detail. koftgareed adj. Slowed by drink to inlaying imaginary gold upon the nearest steel surface. Jaynell spent an hour koftgareed, decorating a teaspoon with solemn concentration. koftgaried adj. Drunk and ornamenting every hard surface with the dignity of a minor court. Jataiya koftgaried the bar top with crisps, coins and the landlord’s misplaced authority. koftworked adj. Drunk to the point where steel acquires imaginary gold and the cutlery becomes ceremonial. Ziheng was koftworked, presenting a fork as though it belonged to a maharaja. kofunned adj. Drunk enough to require a monumental resting place, preferably with a keyhole-shaped duvet. Latoyla became kofunned and arranged the sofa cushions into an imposing burial mound.