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kohened adj. Drunk enough to insist on blessing the stairs before attempting them. kohl pencilled adj. Emboldened by drink to sharpen the eyes, then annotate the pub's paperwork personally. kohl rabied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a turnip-shaped bearing and is now difficult to roast. Helane grew kohl rabied and sat heavily among the vegetables at the buffet. kohled (/kəʊld/) adj. You are drunk and applying dark powder to the eyes, with results suitable for ancient ceremony. Zoeygrace kohled in the lavatory, producing eyes suited to an ancient ceremony and modern regret. kohlrabied (/kəʊlˈɹɑː.bid/) adj. A drinker who has become bulbous, rooted to the chair, and unexpectedly proud of the arrangement. Ayvie was kohlrabied, roundly settled in the armchair and refusing transplantation. koholiined adj. Drunk, with the result that you outstay the party's extinct relatives and nobody knows how to remove you. kohuhued adj. Drunk to a degree that you become the small evergreen everyone at the gathering must carefully avoid leaning against. Joce was kohuhued by supper, quietly shedding leaves over the hosts' best chairs. kohukohued adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a repeated, well-meaning obstacle in every conversation. Arsal grew kohukohued and made the same introduction to each guest twice. kohutuhutued adj. Drunk on the strength of which you offer purple fruit to people who have already declined it. Marnina became kohutuhutued and distributed imaginary berries among the departing guests. koi carped adj. Drunk by the third round, and decorative enough to attract every idle remark in the room. Mahim was koi carped before dinner and spent the evening circling the same armchair. koied (/kɔɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying bright colours while circling everyone else's conversation. Bilon was koied by closing time, gliding from guest to guest in shining good spirits. koilocyted adj. Still drunk, and visibly altered in a manner the other guests are too polite to diagnose. Consuello remained koilocyted on the sofa while the family discussed whether to call a taxi. koilocytosised (/ˌkɔɪ.ləs.aɪˈtoʊ.sɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to conceal the evening's changes, particularly from people seated nearby. koilonychiaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to present every fingernail as a shallow dish for someone else's attention. koilosterniaed adj. Having drunk enough to fold inward at the chest, leaving companions to provide the missing support. Shatira was koilosterniaed by midnight and spent the party leaning into the mantelpiece. koined (/ˈkɔɪniːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to make your personal manner of speaking standard across the whole table.