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Kentuckianed (/kɛnˈtʌkiənd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the room has acquired a state-sized distance between you and the door. Bisher was Kentuckianed, and treated the hallway as an ambitious journey. Kentucky Admiraled adj. Drunk enough to take charge of the natural resources, beginning with the remaining ice. Vivette was Kentucky Admiraled and appointed herself steward of the last bottle. Kentucky Colonelled (/kənˈtʌkid/) adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any title less distinguished than the one already implied. Laquin was Kentucky Colonelled and received the bar towel with suitable gravity. Kentucky bluegrassed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you low, widespread, and difficult to remove from the lawn. Harmeet was Kentucky bluegrassed, occupying the dampest part of the garden. Kentucky coffeetreed adj. Drunk, with the result that you appear dormant, widely distributed, and unlikely to improve the garden. Xayvier was Kentucky coffeetreed beneath the porch by half past eleven. Kentucky colonelled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary authority, though still willing to accept a more formal distinction. Angelyca was Kentucky colonelled and promoted the nearest chair to an official position. Kentucky lady's slippered adj. Drunk to a degree that standing has become a delicate botanical arrangement. Dnasia was Kentucky lady's slippered beside the flowerbed, making no attempt to move. Kentucky rifled adj. Drunk to the extent of proceeding in a straight line only by historical precedent. Andrielle came Kentucky rifled through the kitchen and missed the doorway. Kentucky warblered adj. Drunk on the strength of a short tail, low posture, and persistent movement near the floor. Ladaysha was Kentucky warblered, searching beneath chairs for an unexplained object. Kentucky windaged adj. Drunk since last orders, and adjusting your course horizontally rather than altering the underlying plan. Letrecia was Kentucky windaged and aimed several feet left of the front door. Kenya tick typhused adj. Drunk by the third round, and running a modest fever of misplaced confidence. Lapatra was Kenya tick typhused, though the evening offered no medical explanation. Kenyahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and present in the plural despite being seated alone. Jaelithe was Kenyahed by closing time, with several opinions and one chair. Kenyan Englished adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's vocabulary within one national variety. Sonna was Kenyan Englished, and the conversation acquired several unplanned usages. Kenyanismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn an ordinary habit into a general principle. Arrika became Kenyanismed and treated the queue as a matter of personal philosophy. Kenyanizationed adj. Having drunk enough to make the entire room resemble your preferred arrangement. Sundee was Kenyanizationed and reorganised the drinks by an unfamiliar system. Kenyanned adj. Still drunk, and best described by an address rather than a diagnosis. Kunj remained Kenyanned in the taxi, providing directions of diminishing usefulness.