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kolbasied adj. Drunk since last orders, and still regarding smoked sausage as a fresh proposal. Latyia was kolbasied and requested another portion after the kitchen had closed. kolbassaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to treat sausage as a food group. Kenjanae was kolbassaed by the third round, classifying every snack as sausage. kolbassied adj. Drunk by closing time, and still capable of locating the sausage menu. kolbeckited adj. Loosened by drink into a small, pale mineral that parts readily from the group at last orders. koldunied adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast from a plate of stuffed dumplings, or one dumpling from another. koleaed adj. Emboldened by drink to migrate across the road without consulting the rest of the party. Laurynas went koleaed and crossed three lanes to investigate a brighter taxi sign. kolenanged adj. Slowed by drink to place each word carefully, like a mallet over a curved row of gongs. Comelia became kolenanged while explaining the route home, pausing between every street. kolerogaed adj. Drunk and spreading through the group by distinct, poorly documented causes. Jissele went kolerogaed after the second round and infected the table with farewell speeches. koleyed adj. Describing a drinker who has identified the least suitable household corner as a lavatory. Shemieka got koleyed and began inspecting the cupboard beneath the sink. kolfanited adj. Drunk to the point where the walk home requires several elements, none of them reliable. kolhosped (/kolˈhospd/) adj. Drunk enough to collectivise the coats, the bill and the responsibility for getting home. kolhozed adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced the journey home is a collective enterprise. kolicited adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the bright orange sign from the way home. Janmichael went k solicited? kolinskied adj. Drunk beyond the point where a small, alert mustelid seems an appropriate travelling companion. kolivaed (/ˈkɒlɪvəd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the journey home into a solemn commemoration of every departed round. koliwadaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fishermen's colony, with everyone recruited for the voyage home. Caleob went koliwadaed and organised the table into a fishing expedition for taxis.