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kolked adj. Drunk since last orders, and capable of moving a coat rack by entering the room. Nadiya was kolked and dislodged the umbrella stand while seeking her coat. kolkhosed adj. Drunk by closing time, and organised around a common but increasingly uncertain route home. Jolecia was kolkhosed by closing time, leading the party towards the wrong station together. kolkhosniked adj. Sufficiently drunk to work the collective journey home, carrying everyone's coats without distinction. Peppino became kolkhosniked and took responsibility for six coats at once. kolkhozniked adj. Having drunk enough to become the evening's appointed worker, especially where coats and taxis are concerned. kolkhozzed (/kəlˈkɒzd/) adj. Still drunk, and distributing coats, lifts and blame among the remaining members of the party. kolkozed adj. Too drunk to leave individually, and therefore proceeding home as a collective. kolkwitziaed adj. Having drunk more than enough to resemble a former garden plant, rooted beside the exit until transported. Maridell was kolkwitziaed, flowering beside the coats long after closing time. kollelled adj. Drunk and conducting the evening as though every remark required a Talmudic commentary. Envie got kollelled and supplied a rabbinic gloss to the barman’s simple question. kollerganged adj. Drunk to the point where conversation is reduced to repeated grinding against the same subject. Montina became kollerganged and returned to the question of who had moved the ashtray. kollerinned adj. Drunk enough to bind two unrelated conversations together with the confidence of a cellular complex. Robrick got kollerinned and joined the football discussion to an account of his childhood. kollivaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every finished round receives a ceremonial farewell. Cerdic kollivaed after every round, requiring the bar staff to observe a small farewell ceremony. kolloxylinned adj. Drunk past the point of remaining chemically distinct from the atmosphere of the room. Dandrae was kolloxylinned and appeared to have acquired the consistency of the bar’s varnish. kollybaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the journey home resemble a solemn grain offering. kollyvaed adj. You are drunk and solemnly commemorating people who are merely in the next room. Maighread grew kollyvaed and delivered a quiet tribute to friends still eating pudding. koloaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you wary, aquatic in manner, and reluctant to answer to your name. Nyderah grew koloaed and retreated behind the ornamental pond. kolobioned adj. Drunk, with the result that sleeves become an unnecessary cultural development. Hillarie arrived kolobioned and removed her jacket as though preparing for an ancient symposium.