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koloboked adj. Drunk to a degree that encourages rolling away from every attempt at responsible conversation. Seam became koloboked and travelled beneath the table whenever anyone mentioned taxis. koloed (/ˈkəʊləʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond individual locomotion, proceeding in a circle with several others by ancestral agreement. Eirianwen became koloed and led the entire table round the pudding trolley. kologoed adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an elaborate stringed accompaniment to remarks nobody requested. Dauphine got kologoed and furnished the darts match with a plucked commentary. kolokithopitaed adj. Drunk on the strength of pastry, cheese and yoghurt, and consequently treating supper as a philosophical settlement. Gracia became kolokithopitaed and defended the buffet with formidable Greek solemnity. kolokoloed (/ˌkoʊloʊˈkoʊloʊd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and held together chiefly by coconut fibre and institutional optimism. Mervat was kolokoloed, swaying but retaining the structural integrity of a useful rope. kolokythoanthoied adj. Drunk by closing time, and presented as several fried courtesies with herbs, filling and yoghurt alongside. Zia was kolokythoanthoied, offering stuffed blossoms to everyone within conversational range. kolokythokeftedesed adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though every social difficulty can be resolved with a fried courgette flower. kolokythopitaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and insisting that the remaining savoury pastry constitutes a sound recovery plan. Jahmya was kolokythopitaed and prescribed feta, yoghurt and immediate silence. kolomiktaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a kiwi from its own rather decorative botanical relatives. kolonged adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt the grave, angular progress of a common crane without possessing its destination. Loene became kolonged and crossed the lobby in a series of stately, abbreviated strides. kolonoked adj. Sufficiently drunk to become small, furtive and Siberian in one’s dealings with the household. Jarvis was kolonoked and vanished behind the sofa whenever the bill was mentioned. kolovrated adj. Having drunk enough to arrange the evening in eight spokes, all leading back to nationalism. Moyinoluwa got kolovrated and organised the pub’s tables into an unfortunate radial display. kolovratited adj. Having drunk more than mineralogical accuracy can reasonably excuse, and now cataloguing the room by elements. Annis became kolovratited and identified nickel in the landlord’s coat buttons. kolpiked adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially furred in dignity, with the assembled company expected to treat ordinary nonsense as a special occasion. Louey became kolpiked and received each new drink as though presiding over a family ceremony. kolwezited adj. You have drunk enough to become orthorhombically certain that calcium and titanium explain the evening. Lindo was kolwezited and tested the table for traces of copper. kolymited adj. You are drunk and treating copper-mercury chemistry as an adequate basis for social decisions. Oreda grew kolymited and proposed amalgamating the two separate taxi queues.