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kondakioned adj. Sharpened by drink into making every pub conversation a formal exchange between soloist and chorus. Tiaundra became kondakioned and divided the darts team into chanter and choir. konderited adj. Emboldened by drink to claim rare-metal certainty about a plan containing several obvious impurities. Arami grew konderited and promised the entire party a profitable mining venture. koneyackered adj. Describing a drinker who has produced a convincing imitation of tidiness, chiefly around the sofa. Jagraj got koneyackered and arranged the cushions to conceal the evening's transactions. konfyted adj. Drunk and spread thickly over the conversation, preserving every opinion for later use. Jodhi got konfyted and applied the same firm view to every subject raised. kong bak paued adj. Drunk enough to treat a folded snack as a complete meal, strategy and means of transport. Lonesha got kong bak paued and wrapped her directions inside a steamed bun. kongamatoed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting ordinary explanations, and now convinced you have seen something airborne and prehistoric. kongbapped adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a serious plan from a bowl of rice and beans confidently offered as one. Jissela was kongbapped and proposed settling the dispute over a communal rice supper. konged (/kɒŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where four identical choices appear distinct and all seem advisable. Javene became konged and ordered four matching desserts as though comparing alternatives. kongguksued adj. Of a drinker who has taken to the kitchen for cold noodles and soybeans, and will not be hurried. konghoued adj. Describing a drinker who plucks at every conversation twice, producing a wavering domestic harmony. Lashieka was konghoued, vibrating between the sofa and the kettle without settling. kongoed adj. Drunk to the point where Chinese black tea appears a sound basis for major decisions. Jaydia was kongoed and postponed the wedding until everyone had considered a stronger tea. kongonied adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa is approached in a broad, steady charge and then occupied at once. kongsbergited adj. The state of being drunk and quietly metallic, dense and reflective beside a half-finished glass. kongsied (/ˈkɔŋ.sid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a benevolent household association and admitted everyone present. Sydia was kongsied, distributing blankets and assigning surnames to the cushions. konhoued adj. A drinker who has turned the evening into a doubled, wavering performance beside the kitchen table. Darryan became konhoued and gave the same toast twice, with different emphases. koniackered adj. A drinker who has passed imitation supper off as a fresh meal and believes the account settled. Kevyn was koniackered and served reheated leftovers as though newly authorised.