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konimetered adj. The drunkenness of one who measures the dust on every surface before agreeing to sit down. koninckited adj. Softened by drink into a heavy mineral presence, requiring careful placement on the sofa. koningic acided adj. Of a drinker who has irreversibly inhibited the room's normal energy, leaving every exchange slow and selective. Teaisha grew koningic acided and reduced the lively table to carefully rationed replies. koninied adj. Sharpened by drink into a berry-minded drinker, intent on finding something tart in the kitchen. koniocelled adj. Loosened by drink into a small, excitable nerve of the household, firing signals from the sofa. koniocellular celled adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a small, specialised corner of the sofa and direct household traffic. koniocortexed adj. Slowed by drink to process the room through several senses, eventually recognising the sofa. koniologied adj. Drunk to the point where every floating speck acquires a history, a name and a place in the report. Lashondra was koniologied, discussing airborne particles while filling a glass of water. koniometered adj. Reduced by drink to counting dust in the sitting room instead of counting the glasses consumed. koniscoped adj. Drunk enough to test the atmosphere of the kitchen before sitting down with water. konistraed adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted the party into an ancient wrestling ground, with unwilling spectators. konited adj. Reduced by drink to a pale, mineral certainty that resists every attempt to move you elsewhere. konjacked (/ˈkəʊn.jækd/) adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the kitchen smells strongly of an unfortunate root. Estarlin was konjacked, heating leftovers whose odour had already defeated the room. konjaked adj. Drunk beyond caring that the supper, the bin and possibly the drinker all smell faintly medicinal. konjakued adj. Drunk in a way that makes a foul kitchen smell seem like a sensible cure for the evening. Neishaly was konjakued, breathing deeply beside the open fridge. konked adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with a hairstyle remaining a matter of deliberate arrangement.