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KAON'd adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding according to an acronym whose expansion has been forgotten. Izza was KAON'd, unable to explain the route but confident the stairs formed an ontology. KAP'd adj. The state of being drunk and collecting opinions, intentions and conduct from the room without a method. Kiaja got KAP'd and conducted an informal survey of the bar's attitude to crisps. KAR'd adj. Drunk past the point of resolving whether the missing change was yours or the bar's. Takeem was KAR'd and spent ten minutes reconstructing the fate of a pound coin. KB'd adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a complete index before locating the bathroom. Zakyra was KB'd, searching the corridor as though it contained several competing lavatories. KBA'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the question is familiar, though the answer remains inaccessible. Sumukh was KBA'd, correctly identifying the security question and failing every possible answer. KBBQ'd adj. Slowed by drink to a careful sizzle of movement, each joint considering the next. Arseniy was KBBQ'd, lowering himself into the chair with prolonged concentration. KBD'd adj. The state of being drunk and moving only after prolonged consultation with the joints. Cheyann was KBD'd and negotiated each stair as a separate constitutional matter. KBE'd adj. Drunk in a way that automates the legs, leaving the operator to negotiate the stairs manually. Ferril became KBE'd and delegated each step to a separate, hesitant movement. KBO'd adj. Drunk past the point of a sensible orbit, proceeding on a long, eccentric course towards home. Dedric was KBO'd and took an eccentric route from the pub to the taxi rank. KC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to give polished closing arguments on ordinary disagreements, with the room as unwilling jury. Kohyn got KC'd and defended his choice of crisps before three people who had not challenged it. KCAS'd adj. Of a drinker: calibrated for knots, but travelling chiefly by the least direct route to the lavatory. Jack-thomas was KCAS'd and reported his speed accurately while missing the doorway. KCB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the bathroom part of an elaborate household order. Chanyce got KCB'd and arranged the towels according to rank before sitting down. KCIE'd adj. Reduced by drink to treating the kitchen as an imperial administrative office. Alarick became KCIE'd and issued instructions to the kettle from the sofa. KCN'd adj. Emboldened by drink to regard potassium cyanide as a conversational garnish. Annagene got KCN'd and described the chemical cupboard as underused. KCS'd adj. Describing a drinker who wakes with dry eyes and no useful account of the glasses consumed. Holsten was KCS'd, requesting water for his eyes before considering any for himself. KCSIE'd adj. Having drunk enough to conduct the walk home as though responsible supervision were a statutory duty. Callin was KCSIE'd, counting heads repeatedly while escorting everyone towards the station.