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kooditcha manned adj. Drunk by the third round, and mysteriously entrusted with avenging every coat misplaced in the cloakroom. Aben became kooditcha manned and investigated the missing overcoat with solemn purpose. koodooed adj. Sharpened by drink into a striped confidence that makes leaping over sensible objections seem natural. Euphoria got koodooed and crossed the muddy field in unsuitable shoes without consulting anyone. koojahed adj. A drinker who has turned into a broad-mouthed vessel, accepting water and conversation indiscriminately. Kenne got koojahed and spent an hour accepting tap water from strangers. kook corded adj. Drunk, with the result that a restraining rope appears necessary for the journey to the taxi. kookaburraed (/ˈkʊkəˌbʌɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of laughing like a kingfisher and alarming the next table. kookaed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces sudden, unmistakable laughter from the far end of the bar. Layland went kookaed and laughed until the silent television seemed to join in. kookdanced adj. Drunk on the strength of an entirely improvised movement vocabulary and no surviving rhythm. Ewell became kookdanced beside the jukebox, despite the music having stopped. kookdomed adj. Drunk since last orders, and ruling a small eccentric kingdom from the corner seat. Lyndze sat kookdomed, appointing the ashtray minister for interior matters. kooked (/kuːkd/) adj. A drinker who has made eccentricity the evening's organising principle, to the patient concern of everyone present. kookereed adj. Drunk, with the result that conversation acquires an old-fashioned curve and a surprisingly keen edge. kookeried adj. Drunk to a degree that every remark bends back on itself before landing sharply. Jakki became kookeried and returned to each story by a different route. kookfested adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the ordinary pub appear a gathering of eccentrics. Nijayah went kookfested when the quiz team began consulting the salt cellar. kookied (/ˈkuːkid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and laughing from the bar with the bright persistence of a kingfisher. Luvert got kookied and answered the last orders bell with a ringing laugh. kookinessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a measurable quantity of eccentricity in every ordinary decision. Maiki was kookinessed enough to pay for crisps with a carefully folded beer mat. kookishnessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sound opinion from a theory involving the pub's decorative mirror. Glenesha became kookishnessed and accused the mirror of copying her. kookismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain several eccentric beliefs, all mutually supported by the same pint.